Beth can't pee because kittens are holding her prisoner

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    bethostern
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    I have to pee #whattodo #bobandpetunia
     
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    And again, the peek of skin and panties. Am I spelling CONTRIVED correctly?
     
  3. Shart Garfunkel

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    Fucking hate her so much. :grr:
     
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    Sigh. Such is the life of a mommy of young ones.
     
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    Maybe she should wear Depends then?
    GET UP OFF YOUR ASS, YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!!
     
  6. blindbella

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    My cat sits on me, she even falls asleep on me, but if I have to pee, I get up and pee.
    Geezus fucking christ on the cross.
     
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    Lester Well-Known Member

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    I don't know who is a bigger retard her for posting this shit, or the people that comment and like her post on instagram.
     
  8. peace&love

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    Who tweets this out to unknown followers? Maybe you would share something like this with a friend.
    She is out of her mind.
     
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    Pee right where you are, dullard, I'm sure the rattan room already smells like shit, piss, and cat food....
     
  10. AllAboutHim Ed

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    Who the fuck lies around with kittens all day? I mean who are these people?
     
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    I bet she has staff that takes pees for her!
     
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    No"people" just Beth....
    Never see Katie Lee holding one of those kittens....maybe she has a life to live....
     
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    Stop it. Beef has young babies at home. It can difficult to even find the time to shower when they're that little.:no:
     
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    Well Howard did say she never shits....................
     
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    Ummm, move the fucking cats off your lap, dumbo
     
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    I think it is spelled "cunt". Not sure however.
     
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    :haha::haha::haha:
     
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    Hope she pissed her pants. Dumb fucking bitch
     
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    Why doesn't she just squat over the litter box as an example to the little kittens?
     
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    What is she doing? :facepalm: She is always laying down. :facepalm: She is now resorting to telling her "followers" when she has to urinate. :facepalm: Get up and urinate just like every other human being with two kittens would do. It is not cute nor does anyone on this entire planet, other than yourself and the followers Pluggy bought you, give a flying fuck that you have to take a piss....
     
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