Beth caused Lisa Lampinelli divorce

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  1. jyanks

    jyanks Well-Known Member

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    just saw Lisa on Wendy Williams. And she is talking about her divorce from Jimmy
    She said she was reading An interview with Beth talking about how happy she was with Howard and the they lived "blissfully" together.
    That was what triggered Lisa to tell Jimmy "we are not living blissfully and should get divorced "
     
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    well, if Lisa is that retarded, then i guess she deserves whatever hell life tosses her way.

    seriously. is she fucking kidding?

    Beth and HOwards lives are pure hell. but that's not even the point.

    You can't compare your life to anyone else's. She is a fucking moron. this is making me crazy.
     
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    That and she's a psychopath. An ugly one at that.
     
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    Definition "Blissful" = happily benighted

    Definition "Benighted" =in a state of pitiful or contemptible intellectual or moral ignorance, typically owing to a lack of opportunity.



    "Living blissfully together" = found a way to get along.
     
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    That what happens when fat chicks get skinny and look super hot now but I don't know what up with leeser ugly ass
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    She's doing a bit. The "real" / non performing Lisa was on Adam Carolla's podcast last month. She was interesting and reflective and said there that the decision came more out of therapy she was undergoing as a part of the weight loss surgery and her dad's recent death.
     
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    Beth and Howard like to give the impression that they've been living in the "honeymoon phase" of their marriage for its entirety. That is complete horseshit. Real couples argue. Real couples have disagreements. If Lampinelli was too stupid to realize this, then Jimmy Big Balls is better off without her.
     
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    Being her husband and having to walk around being called Jimmy Big Balls might have had something to do with it too.
     
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    My hope is there is still enough of "fat cruel funny Lisa" involved in this and it is an underhanded slam on The Gorksy Twins :haha:
     
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    A finish to the "I had more dick in me than a urinal at the Apollo"......."that's how I got my brain fucked out"
     
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    The problem is that Lisa isn't rich enough to have Jimmy cater his entire life to her like Beth does to Howard. That is why Howard is in bliss. If Beth wanted equal footing in the relationship, he would be miserable. But as Beth said before, their relationship is all about Howard.

    Look at it. Beth so clearly wants to have kids, but she absolutely loves that she doesn't because Howard doesn't want them. Seriously, how happy can they really be when Howard denies her something that she desperately wants?
     
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    Being happy as a pig in shit over being "stupid, ya moron" sounds about right.
     
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    BTW, I have always found the couples/families that you see have these perfect relationships in public have some of the most dysfunctional relationships behind closed doors. The fact that Howard claims that he and Beth never fight tells me that either he is a lying piece of shit to hide that they constantly fight or one or both of them are harboring a lot of resentment that they are not letting out. No healthy relationship comes without conflict.
     
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    Individually sectioned and backlit shoe storage space is a powerful drug.
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    We are BLISSFOE, damn you!

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    So is becoming a NY Times Best Selling Author of two books (I had a hard time writing that without chuckling) when you are a barely functional illiterate.
     
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    And let's not forget becoming one of the country's leading animal advocates when she has a cattle ranch full of leather products. That must be a huge high.
     
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    This.

    When you have enough mansions with bedrooms far enough apart, even these two idiots can create the appearance of getting along.
     
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    Did you see her on Celebrity Apprentice? She is that retarded.