Beth-Charlie models the skin scratcher

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    A cardboard tray with a piece of plastic attached.

     
  2. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Howard could use this
     
  3. zutroy

    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    Cats like to sit in boxes? News to me. This is a revolutionary invention.
     
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    She learned from the best --how to get something for free.

    Because I'm a grump, down with a nasty head and chest cold, I hope she has a shitty day.
    I wish I could roll around on the floor all day on my leopard print throws, take selfies with kittens, and pass out drunk by 1pm. But I have to gather up enough energy to at least work half a day today.
    Fuck you tranny. At least she's lonely. I take comfort in that.
     
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    She has revolutionized everything about cats and cat care. She has brought their habits and traits to the attention of the world. Finally, we can study these magnificent creatures.
     
  6. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    Next video up: Charlie: "Beefus is gonna attempt to master saving word documents"
     
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    Beefus makes these herself. At least she is being productive. Here is the raw material she starts with each morning.

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    I'm a grump too but I would not want her life for anything.
    As much as I love my cat, the thought of rolling around on the floor with her all day
    makes me mental.
    I guess I better get to work. Yeah, I'm an earner. Not a lot, but I'm an earner.
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    I would not want her life either..Married to miserable howard..Can't go anywhere unless he OKS it..All that money and I see boredom and booze..
     
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    42 year old dunce.
     
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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP

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    Shes not lonely at all.
    She has all of us loving Dawgies to keep her company. :)
     
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    Looks more like he is about to take a dump in the box than scratch his chin.
     
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    beetlejosh Do I look like I'm not stupid, Sal?! Gold

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    Wooooowwww! Chunk, you did it! :c
     
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    Notice it ends before he drops a steaming deuce, and then coats it in hot cat piss.
     
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    "Beedio es e-finish Mrs. Beff?"

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    Why does she make me want to punch a wall
     
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    bethostern
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    Not quite sure Bella is a cat. Kibbit. Part kitty, party rabbit... Or is she part kangaroo? #myheart
     
  19. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? VIP Gold

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    I'm with you, up until the leopard print throw. :giggle: Hope you feel better soon!
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? VIP Gold

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    I wouldn't want her life either. But I confess, rolling around on the floor in my gargantuan closet ( if I had one ) every once a in while would be nice.
     
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