Beth chastising Charlie Chunk and wishes Bella could see her

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    bethostern
    7 hours ago
    Part 1. Charlie Chunk found the plié of kitty things to be donated or given to my foster adopter's. #badchunk#notforyou





    bethostern
    19 minutes ago
    Sometimes I truly feel she's looking at me. #iwish#herheartseesme#bellaboo
     
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    Engaged Chicken VIP Extreme Gold

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    "I'm downading that stuff. It's not for you. Appoe what're you doing under there?"

    What an idiot. :coffee:
     
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    Wait a minute. Look at that eye. Looks like it's perfectly ok. That cats only half blind !
     
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    Vinegarette Don't Believe What You Hear

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    Photos of her magazine covers on the wall !?

    :facepalm:
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    "Charlie Chunk"?

    People must rename all the cats she drops off before she even leaves their driveway.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Adopters doesn't need a singular possessive apostrophe you stupid 2 credit shy English major.
     
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    that cat clearly has one working eye and can see quite well. is beth retarded or something?
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    #thatcatisblindinoneeyecunt
     
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    Typical Beth, terrorists are executing people for having an opinion and she's posting elitist cat photos. @GaryPuppet needs to inform ISIS that Beth named her latest cat Blind Mohamed Sucking Cock and Eating Ham While Blind
     
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    They've told so many lies about those cats I don't think Beth knows which version of the story she's supposed to use. Both she and Howard have recently tried to suggest the blindness was caused by abuse, even though NSAL's website says the cat was born that way. Originally they said the doctors didn't remove Bella's eye because she can see shadows and navigates around the house with no problems, but in an interview a few weeks later they claimed she can't see anything and runs into walls.
     
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    And once again, we have the amazing coincidence of the cat just happening to position itself so that a photo of Beth is visible in the background during a spontaneous photo op. I wonder how many hours she spends setting up these supposedly random candid shots and how much super-glue she uses to hold the cats in place.
     
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  12. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Go fuck yourself cunt
     
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    Bitch, if Bella could see you she'd mock you, just like everybody else.
     
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    She is such a goddamn nimconfuckinpoop

    Seriously, at this point, don't you think Howard even regrets marrying her?
     
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    How dare those cats act like cats? She should throw them right out.
     
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    The paranoia that Howard has over using cordless phones is hard to believe. First of all no vehicle with a scanner could sit on Howard's street for more than a minute before the police show up. The people who live there pay to have the area heavily patrolled. There is good chance that they would arrest anyone sitting there on suspicion of committing a crime. What neighbor of Howard is so obsessed that they would use a scanner to try to listen to phone calls. I have a scanner and it is true you could listen to cordless calls with older technology. I remember in the infancy of cell phones I would listen to cell calls. They eventually banned the sale of scanners with the cell phone frequencies. The scanner is worthless to listen to cell calls today as the call is no longer analog. The only people who can listen to cell calls are the Feds.
     
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    Where's Consuela to sweep the floor? It's filthy!
     
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    She just made this clip to show how great she is and that she donates shit . It's not about the cat at all. Go donate your body to science so they can learn how you function with no brain and the face of a horse ?
     
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    Sickening
     
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    bethostern
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    Part 1. Charlie Chunk found the plié of kitty things to be donated or given to my foster adopter's. #badchunk#notforyou

    I read this and thought, What the fuck is a plié? Then I realized she must mean "pile." But I looked up plié anyway, and it means a bending of the knee or knees -- which she's an expert at.

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