Beth complains about her not glamorous life

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    Usually when girls get dressed up to go out, they paint their nails. Don't see any paint on dem nails. By the way, your Bianca tat is fading. #sickofyourbullshit
     
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    She wants to lead the Glamorous Life
    She don't need a man's touch
    She wants to lead the Glamorous Life
    Without love
    It ain't much

     
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    #catsarenotkids
     
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    Does she clean out Howard's ass too.
     
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    Yeah, cuz SHE would actually be cleaning up a poopy cat. :coffee:

    Give me a freakin' break!
     
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    :facepalm:

    If you have to wash a cat's ass...YOU ARE FEEDING IT WRONG YOU RETARDED TWUNT!

    They are efficient, clean killing machines.

    Why am I shouting at my phone? :jj:
     
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    Humblebrag by near billionaires is so charming. :ufacepalm:
     
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    Because Beefus is INFURIATING. :grad:
     
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    Polar bears don't get poopy unless there's a big problem.:secret:
     
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    Oh, I agree.
    My cat needs her ass washed every now because she eats too much.
    It's my fault. She was a feral cat who was raped twice before she was a year old and
    had two litters before I got her. She has child bearing hips because of it and can't
    wash her ass properly. She's 9 years old now.
    But fucking KITTENS should have no problem right?!?!?
     
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    Poor Consuela had to stay late to take pictures and clean the kitten's butt.
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    This is it, friends. We were all here together to witness things as low as they can go.

    This is what the end looks like.
     
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    I thought she had on a pair of rubber gloves:eek:
     
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    H: So, dinner still on for tonight? I feel like I haven't seen you in wee-
    B: Sorry, one of the cats has a poopy bum. I'm going to have to spend the rest of the evening cleaning it!
    H: We have like 5 maids who could do that for you.
    B: And how many of those 5 maids are animoe experts?
    H: ...
    B: That's what I thought. Shut the fuck up and stop stifling my work. This is #mypurpose!
     
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    She should borrow some of Jokeman's finger cots
     
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    Why in the fuck would you have to bath a short haired cat for poop on it's butt? Has this dimwit ever noticed that they lick themselves constantly? Honestly, we have a short-haired cat never bathed by us in 5 years. No reason to. The kitten is fucking terrified.