Beth continues to point out how BLIND her BLIND CAT is

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  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    Wow, what another great, wacky adventure. Thanks for sharing Beff.
     
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    Bethstampon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Maybe it can only rest if it knows it can escape quickly when you drunkenly come clomping into the fucking room, sloshing wine, screeching and grabbing at it with your giant fucking hands for a photo shoot. Malignant bitch.
     
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    If Beth was blind and Howard was deaf and not gay, they'd be a believable couple.
     
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    ^^ Love your AV!!
     
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    She's wanted a special needs cat so badly that she made due with one who lost some fur over the stress of cage life at the shelter. This one will deliver the acclaim that the other one never could.

    (Also, cats with sight are known to sit anywhere but on the bed you buy them. This concept is not exclusive to special needs blind cats.)
     
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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    There's a pic floating around of a cat climbing on a chair next to Howard's head.

    If that's the same cat, then that cat can see just fine.
     
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    beetlejosh "About a hundred feet taller." Gold

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    :hat: It was so simple to modify. The downside is people auto-negging Schmoopy. If you want a customized one, just PM me.
     
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    Yeah, mock the cat Beth, nice.
     
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    [​IMG]

    Hard to believe a "blind" cat could get around like that.
     
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    Just wait until the blind cat shits in one of Beffie's shoes... It will disappear like HTV.
     
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    Thank god we have Beth to clue us in that her blind cat (who is blind) can't see something.
     
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    Oh, my fucking God. Shut up about the blind cat already. You'd think she took in a leper. Or a terminally ill child.

    She really has some kind of "saint complex." It is a fucking cat. No offense to cat lovers but fuck me running (quote credit to EC).
     
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    Photo fail the repost.
     
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    So true. She's such an ass. I've bought a couple beds and my cats want nothing to do with them. It's like cat toys. They could give two shits about any of them. Drop a q-tip on the floor and they're in heaven.
     
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    When Beth was on Howard's show she talked about how well the cat could navigate around the house and said it had limited sight in one eye (the other was surgically removed). Now all of a sudden the cat is totally blind, supposedly running into walls, and virtually helpless. She's clearly playing up the "special needs" aspect to get praise and attention for herself, she doesn't give a shit about that cat.
     
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    I am glad the kitty doesn't have to see Beth's wobbly eye.
     
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    No shit!
    Not only is the cat blind now, she's too retarded to find her bed that's an inch from her face. :facepalm:
     
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    A) the cat is only blind in one eye

    2) I'm suprised she didn't name this cat Blinky.