Beth-Distracted driving is dangerous

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, May 2, 2015.

  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Watch the road Beth, not the cage.

     
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    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    Give Beth some credit. At least she's advanced past "Hi....hi....hi".
     
  3. mape

    mape Well-Known Member

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    Retard! Retard! Fucking retard!
     
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    mape Well-Known Member

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    But.....That voice....STOP!!!!
     
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    :secret: Last year Beef said she has not driven in 25 years.

    She said she's afraid to drive. :hic:
     
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    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    She's distracting Ronnie.
     
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    I would think Ronnnie would have industrial strength ear plugs by now. :jj:
     
  8. daphnejoanes

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    This just in........ Kittens will meow at you if you talk to them
     
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    He's got to be deaf. Every good limo driver is. Imagine the dopey conversations he may have heard between Howie and Beth
     
  10. Caffeinated

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    True, but Bitch will regress. Promise.
     
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    I didn't know Princess Beff knew how to drive...
     
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    I hope she pulls a Harry Chapin.

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    This is really important to her and, in the land of the normal people, she's doing nothing of consequence.
     
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    codeine Well-Known Member

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    Vapid whore....
     
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    Did you get your kitten shot ? WTF ?

    What a sad and empty life.

    Want to help out? Fly over to Nepal and volunteer. You can afford it.
    It will give you a reason to put on your overalls. Maybe put on a $900 pair of boots.
     
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    Head Censor Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    "Hello, this is the North Shore Animal League, may I help you please?"

    "Yeah, it's me. Hey listen, that last batch of kittens are starting to lose their cuteness. How about getting them the fuck outta here and sending over a new batch to Squabble Lane ASAP."

    "Oh yes, right away, Mrs. Stern."
     
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