Beth Doesn't Drive!

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Why?

    @Benjamen's rundown is better than MarksFriggin's so I'll use his version:

    For once Bobo had a great question: Do you and Beth ever just decide to drive somewhere without calling Ronnie?

    Howard said he does drive from time to time -- with Beth navigating, since his poor sense of direction brings him to tears. He added that there are times where Beth says she'd like to go somewhere, but doesn't want to use the car service. "Then you should drive yourself," Howard says. Beth groans at the thought; she has a license but is not a driver.






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    balloon knot Well-Known Member

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    nor does it shit
     
  3. balloon knot

    balloon knot Well-Known Member

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    i actually bought one of those horse heads. it gets used and stared at every once in a while :jj:
     
  4. June DeMay

    June DeMay Well-Known Member

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    Why would she do anything for herself?
     
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    Wow. What losers. They'd be the first to die if there was a disaster.
     
  6. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Do I look like I'm not stupid, Sal?! Gold

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    Princess Man Hands isn't going to drive itself!
    That's for peasants!
     
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    HypocriteHowie Well-Known Member

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    Makes perfect sense, . She's consistent.
     
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    Crazy Marcus Well-Known Member

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    that was revealed in her interview last year, i found it surprising. she hasn't driven in over 20 years. i can understand why howard doesn't like to drive: he has terrible vision, terrible sense of direction and is scared of everything.
     
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    I dunno if I had the option I might not ever drive myself anywhere if I didn't have to but I drive all damn day and just despise it after so many years of it
     
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    I'd like to drive my foot directly up her ass. "Beth groans at the thought." What an insufferable cunt.
     
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    Wangold Well-Known Member

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    True! I don't even think she has ever masterbated in her entire life.
     
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  12. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    So all her Hampton's pals come and pick her up when she goes out partying....I guess that's some insurance against a DUI.

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    She's probably high on wine most of the time. Better she doesn't drive.
     
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    i can certainly understand not driving in the city if you are wealthy and can afford a private car service. i would think you would want to be able to drive to the store or to get some food if you live in the hamptons. seems stupid to rely on someone else to drive you in that situation. what happens if there is a kitten emergency and the driver isn't there?
     
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    I would love to never drive again

    these tasks are for lesser people

    sadly i'm currently a lesser person
     
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    of course not, thats for the common folk. Good thing she didn't want to be famous
     
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    I'll be honest if I had that kind of Fuck you money I wouldn't drive either. I hate driving mostly because of how bad other drivers are. I lose my patience very quickly behind a wheel. I would love to have someone drive me place to place and be a complete rich asshole.
     
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    :saloon:
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