Beth doesn't "Get the show"

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  1. FCCstandards

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    Clearly. During her pussy segment, Howard was trying to do his "Math" bit by adding up the cats they've had and she starts answering the total before he can finish.
     
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    They're no George and Gracie. That's for sure.
     
  3. slab0meat

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    If, by that, you mean "dead", then we can only hope........
     
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    What's funny is that he says "3 dozen cats" and starts doing the math and she says "24." She wasn't joking. :facepalm:
     
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    She probably wanted a yellow sticker without the sparklies for her answer with a note from the teacher saying, "needs improvement."
     
  6. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...she doesn't get the show and she has no idea who howard is. she only knows howard as the guy that pays for all her foolishness.
     
  7. Wigward Hairhat

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    She might have got it right if it had something she genuinely cared about (eg "3 dozen handbags" or "3 dozen credit cards").
     
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    And Yoko had no idea who John Lennon was
     
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    In Beth's defense, who the hell would ever consider someone pretending not to be able to multiply 12 by 3 is a bit
     
  10. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...yoko knew, she actually went to paul first. at least yoko was an artist in the true sense of the word even tho a lot of people don't get her art. beth cant even pull off being a model she only got 2 tricks right, roll over and howard stern.
     
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    It's not her fault. Beth's brain was maciated.
     
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    If she got the show she would of never come on and bored the audience to tears for over an hour......clueless cunt
     
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    Money can buy some decent pussy. Just don't assume that pussy has a brain attached to the body.
     
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    In her defense, she WAS an English Major for the two semesters she spent in college
     
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    If Beth played the porn stars on "I'm as dumb as a rock", she'd probably finish at the bottom. She truly is as dumb as a rock.
     
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    "Get the show"?

    She doesn't like the show.

    Most women I've known would be glued to the radio listening to their man talk about what's on his mind. Or at least pretended to listen. Not Beth, she doesn't even pretend to listen to her husband on the radio.
     
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    That's being mean to rocks.
     
  18. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...yeah ive seen it many times. so many times I can say howard paid too much.
    ...:lol:
     
  19. Scooter

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    maybe she does have a sense of humor because the math "bit" is tired and was NEVER funny.
     
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    She doesn't get Howard either but bags of money will change that. :snicker: