Beth, don't stick your finger in my face

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    Beth lecturing Petunia about ruining her curtains.


     
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    OMG enough with this Bad Petunia shit!

    Petunia is being a CAT, Beth, a FUCKING KITTEN! kittens do that stuff ALL THE GODDAMN TIME! they chew on and play with things.
     
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    Petunia is trying to open the casement window so she can escape.
     
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    Why do they have crank windows?
     
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    Bad petunia must be the sequel to the shitty yoda book
     
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    Actually, she's trying to open the casement window in hopes that Beth will see something shiny outside and plunge to her death while reaching for it.
     
  7. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...this.
     
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    That cat hates her fucking guts.
     
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    And you're right about almost all orange cats being male. When the fuck is Beth gonna learn to tell the difference between cat balls and a cat vagina?? Cat or kitten balls are quite obvious. Has she never looked? Just too retarded to tell the difference? She sounds like such an idiot calling that cat Petunia.
     
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    i think I saw petunio's balls but I'm not a NYT best selling author.
     
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    OMG! When those giant man hands pounced on screen it was like one of those horror movies when everything is quiet and someone is walking through a house scared because they thought they heard a noise and then BAM!!! MAN HANDS IS ATTACKING!!!!
     
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    Hey Beefus!

    Dont "place" the kitten up on a window sill it cant reach on its own for a goddamn posed photo op
    and the damn cat wont play with the curtains. Simple as that.

    Get it?
     
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    How does this cunt live with no brain?
     
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    Isnt Petunia a pig? Not a cat.
     
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    I swear I see balls on that kitten.

    Those hands!!! There is nothing dainty about her. She really is a moooose.
     
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    I was just going to post this. I don't think a kitten snatch :facepalm: is that large. We had the same situation because I didn't know better. I wanted a 2nd female cat and agreed to take an abandoned kitten, thinking it was a girl. Two weeks later, the nuts dropped.
     
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    Someone needs to make a gif of her big hand coming into view
     
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    someone has to defend Petunio! :pissed:
     
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