Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Oct 25, 2014.
Beth lecturing Petunia about ruining her curtains.
OMG enough with this Bad Petunia shit!
Petunia is being a CAT, Beth, a FUCKING KITTEN! kittens do that stuff ALL THE GODDAMN TIME! they chew on and play with things.
Petunia is trying to open the casement window so she can escape.
Why do they have crank windows?
Bad petunia must be the sequel to the shitty yoda book
Actually, she's trying to open the casement window in hopes that Beth will see something shiny outside and plunge to her death while reaching for it.
That cat hates her fucking guts.
And you're right about almost all orange cats being male. When the fuck is Beth gonna learn to tell the difference between cat balls and a cat vagina?? Cat or kitten balls are quite obvious. Has she never looked? Just too retarded to tell the difference? She sounds like such an idiot calling that cat Petunia.
i think I saw petunio's balls but I'm not a NYT best selling author.
OMG! When those giant man hands pounced on screen it was like one of those horror movies when everything is quiet and someone is walking through a house scared because they thought they heard a noise and then BAM!!! MAN HANDS IS ATTACKING!!!!
Dont "place" the kitten up on a window sill it cant reach on its own for a goddamn posed photo op
and the damn cat wont play with the curtains. Simple as that.
How does this cunt live with no brain?
Isnt Petunia a pig? Not a cat.
I swear I see balls on that kitten.
Those hands!!! There is nothing dainty about her. She really is a moooose.
I was just going to post this. I don't think a kitten snatch is that large. We had the same situation because I didn't know better. I wanted a 2nd female cat and agreed to take an abandoned kitten, thinking it was a girl. Two weeks later, the nuts dropped.
Someone needs to make a gif of her big hand coming into view
someone has to defend Petunio!