Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Jan 25, 2015.
Naturally she has to wear her stupid hat.
Let the actual owners name the cat!
There's a Kennedy Center Honor in her future, you betcha
Cat has a look of "please, for the love of god, normal lady, don't let go! Don't let Selfy McFlipperhands take me back to the chimney house!"
And then she went home to her empty room
Wgaf! The new owner looks like she may have some chinaman in her, the cat may one day make a great dish with some egg roles.
Enough with these fucking cats and tweets, and that faggot husband of hers.
Always with the look at me, look at me! Enough you shallow fucking cunts!
the adoption place always gives the animal a name.
Cause it's so fucking hard to get rid of kittens and puppies.
Nothing a canvas bag, some rope and a few rocks can't address.
(disclaimer: I would never actually do such a thing, at least not to animals. To the cankle-prone animoe-loving coke whore, I wouldn't be so generous)
Because they couldn't have just gone to NSAL and picked out that kitten
Stupid head tilt...check. Stupid hat....check. Joker smile....check. Cript keeper man hands...check. Annoying fucking cunt...check!
Does Beef have a (very) late onset of scoliosis? She isn't modoe-tall, so the slouching in these dropoff pics makes no sense.
The cat looks so happy to be with somebody who's not Beth.
Look at that dude, clenched fist, ready to punch her in her obnoxious face.
Dear Cunt. That's so great I hope I don't accidentally start a letter with "Dear Cunt, etc.".
But . . . she is like the Dominoes Pizza of pet ownership. It's part of her "branding" to show up to your door, dressed in her "East Village Vagabond" uniform, and drop off the "product," never to be seen again thereafter.
We wanted to adopt an adorable kitten but instead we got this cat.
The most expensive and inefficient Kat adoption program in the world - Congrats Princess Beff.