Beth-Everybody's talking at me

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Jeezus. Who the fuck does she think she is, Nilsson?

    What an asshole.
     
  3. Quality Control

    Quality Control dove Gold

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    Howard must secretly despise her, right? Not that he's a mensch or anything, but he's light years ahead of her in terms of....something meaningful and substantive that I can't put my finger on at the moment. But she's by far much worse than him and, egomaniac that he is, he must recognize that.
     
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  4. Senator Rick

    Senator Rick Well-Known Member

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    My question of the day:

    Could someone be so kind as to tell the story of the time Beth & Howard's oldest daughter came to blows?

    How did this event come to be & how do we know stepmom & step-daughter actually engaged in alleged fisticuffs?
     
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  5. TheMercenary

    TheMercenary Collecting Light Gold

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    Pretty sure she stands alone at her closet window, screeches out "hi" and waves like this at the garbage truck, mailman, passing seabirds, etc.

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  6. HorsetoothBeth

    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

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  7. Head Censor

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    Okay, I guess pleading for your life and begging to be rescued from the clutches of a crazy cat lady could be considered "talking".

    We'll give this one to you on a technicality, Beef.
     
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  8. Kool

    Kool Well-Known Member

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    I think so....he keeps mentioning women earners, women with power, with class.....the Cunt has neither of those. But he can't/doesn't want to be a two time loser.
     
  9. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    This is not the woman he expected when he got married, at minimum he wanted someone attentive to his needs that was there for him whenever he needed her, an earner would have been a bonus. Instead he got a party girl, that plays with cats during the day, walks red carpets at night, is more often than not in another city from him and has an insatiable desire to be noticed and photographed. Sandra Berhard's warning must ring in his ears every night he finds himself alone with a box of Kleenex and an iPad.
     
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    Playing with cats is no way to go though life, missy.
     
  11. Shithead

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    She must have the day off again
     
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  12. PuffyArizonaCheeseFart

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    He keeps mentioning it, but Howard couldn't handle being with an earner, or a strong, independent, intelligent, classy woman. And if a woman has dignity and intelligence, she wouldn't want anything to do with Howard and his ugly, effeminate, boring ways. For the woman who doesn't need or isn't motivated primarily by money, and yes they do exist, Howard is a triple zilch and a "HELL NO!". And he's getting uglier, more boring, and more effeminate by the day with no hope for improvement.
     
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  13. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Who's the guy with the tattoo? Gold

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    She truly is "Dr. Dolittle."
     
  14. Petal

    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    I don't think she's really doing her "red carpet" things anymore. If she did, photos a plenty would be posted online.

    I think she's now in Chimneyville 24/7, except when she takes the limo into the city to deliver kit'ns.
     
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    So creepy. Their home must smell something awful. #cathaven
     
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    No wonder her good friend is Billy Joel's ex Katie. Two peas in a pod.
     
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    Yes I agree, I can't see a woman like Clooney's wife putting up with the Wig's issues.
     
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  19. TallTyrion

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    she's probably trying to figure out how to get out of his iron clad pre-nup with her hero Katie even as we speak.
     
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  20. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Agreed. She's a ho and a true psychopath who doesn't seem to need love, sex or emotional connection with a man. I'm not going to pretend it wouldn't be fun to be wealthy. Some epic shoe and handbag shopping ( yes, I'm *that* woman ) could hold me over, but not for long. I'd crack after about 6 months if I weren't really in love with the guy.
     
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