Beth explains her purpose

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    bethostern
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    Repost. This is Mama Olga who gave birth to my 6 delicious foster nuggets! Thank you @puppykittynyctyfor rescuing her from that gross lot in the middle of winter and thank you @animalleague for saving her life and nurturing her and her babies until they were ready for me. ❤️
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Translation: thanks for doing all the hard work so I can play with kittens like a dullard.
     
  4. HPMikesLazyEYE

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    Mean while in Nepal....

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    what is so wrong with cats being born outside? beth would have her hands full going to all the barns around here and rescuing all the cats
     
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    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    The term "foster nugget" is going to send me into a blind rage
     
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    It's no explanation - not surprising because she has - and serves - no purpose.
     
  8. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    bznick Hustling, Flowing, and Hating! Gold

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    Reading that...

    Leonardo = bZn / Other guy = Beth

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    Every time she refers to them as food, sniffs them, etc.

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    I would think so much more of her if she would use a classy hashtag like #baltimorelootcrew. It would definitely help her street cred
     
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    She has a purpose?
     
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    I think she means she has a porpoise. Howard probably named it Calliope. It lives in the same glass tank Beth keeps her wedding dress displayed in.
     
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    Yes. She's now raising money for a needy inner city social club. #baltimorelootcrew
     
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    Like she has any idea about anything going on in Baltimore.
     
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    "Wish my womb wasn't barren and the wig didn't wear rubbers. I guess I'll have to lawyer up for a payday once the prenup expires. Has Dominic been reinstated?"
     
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    And doesn't want to know... It may conflict with her world of delusion...
     
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  19. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Her brain is a nugget - like a chicken nugget.
     
  20. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Ha^^^^^^ My thoughts exactly.
     
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