News Beth Fan Page Takes on the Daughters

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Divorce Chicken, Oct 1, 2015.

  1. Divorce Chicken

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    Anyone know more about this story?
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    "Can't imagine why Howard doesn't publicize his daughters and get them jobs on television. We know Emily Stern is a great poetress, songwriter and singer with all her bizarre ramblings of a retro hippy chick with scrambled eggs for brains and calls being a failed stage actress as finding religion. The middle daughter is touring the globe on her Trust Fund digging up a paid worshipper who paints her toenails while having wet dreams of all that money lying around the vault providing he provides an heir to the Stern fortune, you know, a grandbaby for grandpa Howard who married a barren bleached blonde bimbo who thinks she still has a choice whether or not to give birth to a human baby without the help of a million IVF treatments that cause bloat and the stupido thinks she's pregnant while a surrogate is on standby in the Caymans who will immediately be silenced like a lamb if she dares talk, so that's a muddled mess right now. The youngest Stern debacle is touring the East coast colleges as she struggles to get her degree in something other than selfies and deciding what color her hair will be as she fights the flab on those thighs and pretends she loves Beth even though in her bisexual haze she isn't really sure who she is."
    http://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/
     
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    I will always wonder who this blogger is. #brilliant
     
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    Honestly, between this page and the Beth Fan page, I've already forgotten where Syria is.
     
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    "MY VAGIINNNNAAAA!!!"
     
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    Yeah the daughters are off limits even though they are total fucking do nothing vacation losers..

    Fuck MUTT. And all you pricks that are pretending to get along here....fuck you


    Some of you are all right........ But most of you with your new name and whatever... Get the fuck outta here

    Fuck you,...,..
     
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    "After I cast her in late September, her father called her in for a meeting," Tenebom recounted. "She came back very shaken. She said, 'My father basically told me that if I take the role [which requires her to be on stage nude for the last 10 minutes], that his enemies would buy blocks of tickets, throw garbage at my vagina, take nude pictures of me and put them all over the Internet.
    ' "I told Emily, 'You have to stand up for yourself as a human being and as an individual, and separate from your father. Your father is a psycho. Your father is selfish.
    ' " Howard Stern's manager, Don Buchwald, refused to discuss the situation and called me an unprintable name. He added sarcastically: "You're a noted journalist, and I look forward to reading one of your epic stories.":artiejj:
     
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    ARM should write a New Wave/post-punk song about this incident and sing it wherever the hell he wants.