Beth finds a new fashion trend waiting in line for coffee

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    Isn't it inappropriate for a 42 year old to take a picture of a young girls backside?
     
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    ...its hard for beth to contain herself when she runs into a mentally equal kindred spirit.
     
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    Yeah, you're standing in line at a coffee shop.
    "Consuela, go get me some coffee, quickly! And if you see anybody wearing anything with cats on them, take a picture!"
    "Yeeesss, Missus Wig"
     
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    I'm tellin' ya, Boof is on the fast track to Bellevue or Creedmoor.

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    That is a fine ass though.... I see the urge to snap a pic, @GaryPuppet

     
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    I wonder if Boof modoed for this...
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    "What kind of loser drinks coffee? Am I right Robin? Robin?
     
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    What does she need caffeine for...rolling around on the floor with cats?
     
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    As if this bitch went outside or off Wig's properties. Coffee was brought to HER.
     
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    Beth? Queen of any and all red carpets? Miss "I DONT WANNA BE FAMOUS!"??? It is summer time in the hamptons, I dont see her cooping herself up at this time. I imagine her bouncing all over that place as much as possible, you know, to not be famous!

    Not only do i believe she went to that coffee shop and bought coffee, I also believe she immediately threw the coffee out, proceeded to the next coffee shop two doors down, bought another coffee and started it all over.
     
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    That's nice of her to have the driver take her and her house keepers kid out for a treat in the pants she bought her, and pretend like the world is always reminding her off her life's mission to save all the unwanted and injured kittens and cats of the universe.
     
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    Looks like the kid has a loser mom that's too fucking lazy to dress her child and make her own fucking cup of coffee.
    Retard thinks its cute. Coffee and bumpit..hit the gym, work out like a dude on caffeine and coke..
    Go home and start drinking...where are those fucking kit'ns... Oh yeah the pool house.
    By the pool you can't use b/c the chlorine will fuck up your false spray tan, the glue in your extensions, lash and hair
    The weight of the water will stretch them causing more scar tissue.
    That's some life there moooose. Looking forward to boning Howard Stern?
    Can I have your old skin after you OD. I need a new roping saddle and need wide pieces of leather. Your thighs will do fine.

    Moooose....you need a new stylist. Not a gay guy this time. Hire a woman. And stop working out gigantor.
    Do you have any idea how bad your gonna look now that your well into your 40's?. Plastic surgery isn't gonna fix it.
    I do hags like you all the time. All the time. You look like haggard shit. That does lines.

    F mutt
     
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    I must say monsoon, this reply seemed to have a little extra piss n vinager, compared to your average beth slaying. Are you having a rough one or something? :console::toke:
     
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    :snicker: ..
    Yeah I have been extra mean lately..but if that thing is going to put itself out there like that, b/c its just dying for attention..

    Moooose has been looking extra creepy weird lately. Its got its implants out. So its getting revision surgery and waiting.
    Its obviously got a new nose. Remember after the second one it was looking like it picked its nose with pool cues?
    Look at its newest reptilian up grade. Slit eyes. Slit noseholes, razor lips.
    That thing is gearing up for a major overhaul. It knows the tits are a mess. And its many facial tweeks have done nothing but accentuate that weird shoebox/Hermann Munster head. That thing is a mess. But what's really creepy weird is the over worked out monster body. That thing should wrestle. Seriously. Its a fame whore. It should wrestle in tents against alligators and gorillas.


    F mutt
     
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    Creepshot:eek:
     
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