Beth forgot to have children

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  1. blindbella

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    Did she just thank someone for making fun of her?
     
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    Omg-that's the first thing I thought, too!!:funny:
     
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    Her lack of self awareness is staggering.
     
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    isn't it possible that we've been wrong about her?
    i changed my mind about her awhile ago.
     
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    i'm not a toys r us kid :wtf:
     
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    Should be pretty easy for someone to replace the words in the bubble. I sense a new meme taking the internet by storm.
     
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    :facepalm: I like you but stop already she is a cunt of the highest order........
     
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    This is more like it.
     
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    Eh. Chances are 100% the maids and "help" would be raising Beth Junior anyway. The upshot is the kid would be fluent in Spanish. The downshift is that she would discover "Mommy's Little Helper" at some point in the medicine cabinet in bathroom #12 in Chimney Mansion.

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    Devin Crane is the illustrator of the Yoda book; that's why she's not offended.

    I never thought Beefus wanted children,; it would divert precious attention from her. Kitties are perfect - she's in total control with no push-back whatsoever.

    KIDDIES, on the other hand, are much more challenging.
     
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    I would love for the connie to break during one of the rare times that Beth and Howard do it...and they end up with a special needs child. Actually, I wouldn't want to wish having those parents on an innocent kid.
     
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    Not sure. Surely she and wiggy would just throw money at the problem just like they do with the cats. Not sure she'd really be doing more work and she'd have a better prop for her stupid pictures. More of an ego trip than cats.
     
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    She didn't forget, Howard just didn't give her the key..
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  15. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    :snicker:

    Only Nacho has that key. :c
     
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    I remember asking my mom (as a kid) what a chastity belt was!
    Mom was silent-she prob had no idea herself!!
     
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    I see your point, but in my never humble opinion, even Wiggy knows she's not motherhood material. And he's not fatherhood material, but he did make a lot of $$ for his offspring.
     
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    In her wildest fantasy is that boy remotely interested in her!
     
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    she would have 4 kids if she hookered some young rich dork but she didn't. she is simply limited by her own choices