Beth gets spit on by a homeless man (2006)

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  1. MobyDick

    MobyDick Well-Known Member

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    Howard: Feets don't fails me now!

     
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    I love this clip :rofl:

    I'm betting Howard was testing Beth for Hep C for the next 6 months.
     
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    this was one of the finest moments in the show. only to get better when that cunt went to Europe the next week and the waiter spilled an entire pitcher of beer on her head and down in her purse :jj:
     
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    Why is God so busy with Middle East these days. He quit fucking with Stern :bigcry:
     
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    shit, I missed that story, hahaha!
     
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    What a coward. Homeless guy spits on his wife and he does nothing. You can tell Howard is embarassed during the clip and the big elephant in the room is what a big pussy he is. Of course, no staffer will say it out loud but they're all thinking it.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    He was probably testing her for that 2 days after they met. I've never bought his super clean image though. I think he's "clean" in that he's free from disease, but he looks like he reeks. And there's no way that hair system is washable like real hair.
     
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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    When this happened....I knew whore was there for the cash...first of all....mooooose could of kicked homeless dude's ass sideways...mooooose could kick all our asses sideways ...it's a fucking mooose with size 13's. And wiggydouche ran...for help...moooose in a taxi..which is just as gross...pretending to cry like a woman would..
    Hmmmmmmmm maybe it can act....

    That's why the mooose is a whore...dates for cash and prizes...any man would have killed homeless freak...Mooose couldn't b/c it was still trying to act like a widdle budderfwy...5'10 104lbs...that's the biggest whopper ever...I'd have beat the living crap out this freak...howard or no howard and called him a pussy and never spoke to him again...but moooose is a whore. It's gotta have cab fare...

    and btw....I pretty much stick to Russians with a hockey background...ya know...men

    this is when moooose established to me it's nothing but a gold digging whore that would date anything with a bank account...true whoredom
    The second I saw moooose's pic for the first time... I knew it was an total liar about modoeing..this thing is a tranny escort that's also known as scott..

    f-mutt
     
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    At about 30 minutes in, Howard said he was just like Kojak in hunting the perp down. Dozens of TV detectives that he could have compared himself to but, KOJAK? Freudian.
     
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    Fucking pussy.
     
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    Gregory Forbes now works on Wall Street in a highly leveraged hedge fund and last year he made about $7 million after bonuses.
     
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    If I recall at one point he said the bum spit in her mouth...like she was yammering at him "Look, I know you are less fortunate and for that I am sorry, I help my mom deliver a dinner at Christmas in Pittsb...*splat* OHHH MY GAWWWD OH MY GAWWWWWD...ugghhhh....spllltttthh!"
     
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    Howard ain't kicking anyone's ass. I bet Beth could beat him at arm wrestling.
     
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    No, Wiggy said that he handled as good as anyone who is spineless could.
     
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    I'm loving the comments, good to see not everyone is as brainwashed as we have feared.
     
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    All those years of Karate training really paid off for Wiggy.

    "Got him off the street" :rofl: I pretty much guarantee the charges were dismissed and he was back on the street in a few days.
     
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    This is actually making me feel bad. Whatsit and I were threatened by a homeless dude on the train recently. He started ranting and raving and threatened to stab us. We just avoided eye contact and switched cars at the next stop. I think that is the correct thing to do. Am I supposed to engage him?

    There was no spit involved, of course, if there was I would have caught an up north trip. I couldn't imagine someone assaulting my SO and standing idly by. But I think our course of action was spot on in this circumstance. As an NYC veteran I know to avoid the crazy homeless, especially on the train.
     
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    There is no sense in playing Monday morning quarterback now. The bottom line is you and Whatsit walked away from it unharmed which is all that matters now.

    In the future you might want to have a better situational awareness and a mental game plan in your head as to how you would react under different situations. You should get some basic self-defense training and practice with it on a regualr basis. When the time comes that you need to defend yourself your mental attitude and training will take over without you thinking about it.
     
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