Beth getting another Foster missing an eye

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    It appears she needs to constantly have a cat she can call "Blind ____". #blindcatsaremypurpose #lookatme # :rolleyes:
     
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    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    I am OK with rescuing animals in need. But why does it always have to be publicized and ALWAYS about her?

    Do it quietly and feel peace in that, Beefus. Seriously.
     
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    Anybody here think Beff personally "snatched that cat from a gross parking lot"?
     
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    Stay tuned! ❤️

    Oh, absolutely! I will put my entire life on hold, just to see how you save this "chunk"s life, you crazy fucking CUNT! :facepalm:
     
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    I think someone is helping them became blind cats who are blind.
     
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    Dear Beth, jump off the fucking planet.

    With warmest regards,
    The World.
     
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    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    Cindy Sczcudlo (Beth's message refers to her as @cindyszczudio) is the Rescue Manager for NSAL. I guarantee she does all the work and Beth takes all the credit.
     
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    they goina call it left eye lopez?
     
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    Do you think there is a factory in Bangladesh that imports perfectly good kittens and then "accessorizes" them for export to Beef?

    I mean how many blind cats are there occurring naturally that she just happens to collect them?

    :dontknow:
     
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    Not on your life.

    I hate hate hate hate HATE her.

    Hope you're happy with your retarded wife, Howchie.
     
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    What the HELL is wrong with her!?!:shitfit:
     
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    This cat's name will start with a B. Beth insists on alliteration when it comes to blind kittens. :grad:

    Blind Bella
    Blind Buddy

    If these were Wack Packers on her husband's show, they'd be Vision Impaired Bella and Buddy the Visionary.
     
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    The real question is : Where does she keep the jar of eyes?
     
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    "chunk"?
     
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    Hard to tell from the photo, it looks like both eyes are there but one is especially cloudy. Possibly it's just an infection and can be cleared up with medication. I'm sure that would disappoint Beth, nothing like a "special needs" kitten when it comes to attention-whoring. Maybe she can invent an imaginary heart condition for him, it worked like a charm with Yoda.
     
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    :bigcry: