Stern Show Beth getting new one eyed foster delivered to her from Las Vegas

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Eye, can't believe it, another one. Has anyone contacted the Vatican to possibly nominate Beth as the Saint of Blind Cats.





    bethosternNew foster arriving to me from @myfosterkittens on December 22nd from Las Vegas..... Isn't she lovely?
     
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  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    oh jesus christ, quit being a stalker
     
  3. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    She likes the blind cats because they can't actually see how much of an asshole she is.
     
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  4. Margos

    Margos Sprinkles are for winners.

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    She has to import these cats from even more states now?
     
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    nobody between Vegas & NYC could *possibly* care for this cat :eek:
     
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    Rescued Owl VIP Extreme Gold

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    In honor of the new contract Wiggy ought to name this one Rob since he robbed Sirius blind again.
    :kitty:
     
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  7. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Yah. Because she's looking for ones with terrible disabilities for her book series. Silly though. She already has Ugly BlindBella, Obese Charlie and Weird Skin Condition Appoe in house. Seems like there might be some good plot lines to mine with those mutants. (Kidding for the humor challenged)
     
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  9. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Reduced to the sympathy card. That's really fucked up.
    How low will the monster go? It's really been bouncing off the walls lately.
    Christmas must really fuck with monster. It truly knows what people think about it, and it isn't much.
    Must suck to have to ask an agent to get you an invite to party. And then you stand there looking like an idiot b\c nobody will talk to you. But when you act like a complete idiot what can be expected. We've all seen how mooooose behaves at parties.

    Go buy another 1 eyed cat...your the fucking best moooooose.


    F mutt
     
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    Wounded warriors ( kittens ) kittens with one eye or less your shipping out to the east coast.
     
  11. Rabid Dogman

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    I'm telling you, Gunky and Beef mutilate the cats themselves in a psychopathic bid to make Beef look like she does more than just play with cute kittens.
     
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    She'll do anything to get attention. A one-eyed cat doesn't need any more care than a normal one but Beth will exploit it to the max and act like she's doing something exceptional by taking it. I hate her.
     
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    Pathetic attention whore.............
     
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    Prob sick kids in Brooklyn who are in dire need of treatment during this Winter

    Not to mention that rat is probably terrified getting flown across country.
     
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    Cat people, do you think they ever scratch her? My experience with those rodents is that they are angry little animals

    I went to pet my ex girlfriends cat for the first time and it scratched me. She was like "oh that's just the way some cats are, they just don't like to be touched"
     
  16. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I f'd your wife 'cos she look like batman. Gold

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    :bounce: get a job loser
     
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    Flown cross-country? Sucker pays. :giggle:
     
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