Beth-Guess the wonky eye

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Those stupid false eyelashes..Does she ever take them off??:bath:
     
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    No joker smile?

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  4. Quality Control

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    They're probably lash extentions and those don't go on and off like regular falsies.
     
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    I thought the wonky eye was her left one?
     
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  7. Beffquus

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    That's one alert, sentient being...and one moronic, empty-headed cunt representing humankind.

    Can't someone here hack her Instagram and deny her the narcissist's air supply of self-aggrandizing attention?
     
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    @skylarbrie is that the Illuminati all seeing eye? Is Beefus a lizard alien-human hybrid? Is Yoda the miracle cat, an alien overlord controlling all of us?
    Or, is Beefus making fun of her blind cats by showing us her and another #nugget's good eye?
     
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  10. Beffquus

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    It's whichever one that's fixed you in it's dead-eyed, money-grubbing death stare.
     
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    That's the same look on her face that she had when her assistant tried touching the puppy she was holding. She's like "come on kitty, pose correctly, dammit or I'll never take a selfie with you again." She doesn't think this much of her face is in the shot, so she doesn't have to put on the fake smile for her "fans". What a fake bitch!
     
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    Only she can make kittens and puppies look like ISIS hostage video subjects.

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  13. beetlejosh

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    Great...more soulless eyed cunt pics.
    I have a daily giftscription somebody gave me
    for never-ending LaBoeuf selfies.
     
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    the right eye would be covered or damaged to signify the inept sight of god ...Satan is orientated to the left, conversely, god is orientated to the right
     
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    She sure is working to keep those lips over her porcelain urinals
     
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    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    Who in the hell is "liking" these stupid ass pics and videos of hers? People should be put in the looney bin right next to her. Society is definitely doomed.
     
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    Dear Lord. This is almost pot-head art at this point. What's with the half-visage Ingmar Bergman close ups?

    BTW: She looks like Pamer'ler Anderson there. Age attaches to light-skinned blondes like moss to a wet rock.
     
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    I have seen less fear in the faces of people in horror films or firing squads then in the face of this cat.
     
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    I love it when she posts pictures. Comedy gold!
     
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