Beth-Guess who's coming to dinner

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Why the fuck did I click on that? Beff's voice makes Carol Channing's voice sound sexy. :confused:
     
  3. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    That Feral Cat is one of the smartest animoes alive. He knows not to enter that house to become a prop for Beth's IG photos.
     
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    How the fuck does she deem that video worthy of sharing with the world? Even a retarded kid would know enough to not post it. Kitty did nothing. Let's wait till kitty does something.

    She's got to be zoinked out on pills and booze. There's no other explanation. She seriously needs help. God, I hope she doesn't get it.

    And she's in her forties.

    :facepalm:
     
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    He chose the Chinese restaurant.
     
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    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    Beff, keep talking to the cats. They all understand exactly what you are saying, however, I do not understand what you are saying. --"Come on, come get dinner, come close, come close we are..we're friends, come inside." What the fuck school did she go to. She must be half in the bag.
     
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    "Bitch, I'll stay in the streets. I'm here for 2 things, Nobu leftovers and to fuck Yoda...drop the bowl and back your screeching ass up."
     
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    The dope is feeding the neighbors cat and she thinks that people will see her as a savior. Animoe activist indeed.
     
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    Hopefully he does come in the house and scratches her eyes out.
     
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    Wow. She's a cunt AND a drunk. Sounds like there were some pills mixed it too. She'll be in rehab soon enough. Having to fake being in love with Wigdick would send anyone over the edge but with that said, FUCK HER!!!!
     
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    :cwl:What to say?? Fucking MENTAL patient.:backlol2:
     
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    We have a bunch of feral cats in the neighborhood that the people across the street keep feeding. All my husband and I say when we go outside and see one in our yard is "f'ng cats". I love how they use my flower beds for a litter box. (I don't mind cats, just ones that are nuisances.)

    She is ridiculous. TONS of money and this is the life she chooses to live.
     
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    There is another explanation. The only one I believe. Beth is stupid, arrogant and no common sense. Blame her parents for making their little filly believe she was stunningly beautiful.
     
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    I would never let some feral cat inside my house. I MIGHT let them in the garage if it were really cold out, but never my house. She's like a kid playing with stuffed animals.
     
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    Are ferrel cats that fat?
    I think it's a neighborhood cat.
     
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    She's a predator.








    Thank you for the reps, @Cylon! Yep, that used to be my UN. :)
     
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    It's her trademark. Take a lean heathy animal and gorge it with rich expensive oily food, table scraps, etc until it is a lumbering sickly behemoth that can't escape her giant cruel hands :grad:
     
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    Why am I thinking of Cruella DaVil trying to lull some dalmations into a false sense of security?