Beth had a dream an elephant was sitting on her chest

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Can't make this stuff up folks.




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    I had a dream an elephant was sitting on my chest. #onlycharliechunk
     
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    I'm confused. Is she sleep-selfying?
     
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    every time I say she cannot get any dumber she goes aheads and totally proves me wrong! :lmao:
     
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    #tiredofpeanutbutter
     
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    She tries to think, but nothing happens
     
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    That cat is trying to kill her.
    Keep up the good work, Charlie boy!
     
  7. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    I had a dream that one day my four little kittens will be judged by content of their character and not the stupidity of their owner.
     
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    a premonition. the Republicans are coming
     
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    An Elephant on her chest?

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    house reeks of cat shit I'm sure
     
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    bestiality
     
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    Thank god the iphone was near to get the picture!!!!!!!
    And the lights were on!!!!!!!!!
    xoxo
     
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    "Elephant" = Saudi prince? Remembering the past?
     
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    It was Wiggys Wallet.
     
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    An elephant riding a horse??
     
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    after she woke up from that nightmare, she probably picked up the phone and called howard in his bedroom (located in the other wing of the house) to say "howard, I had a dream that there was an elefin on me!"
     
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    Only moments before, that same elephant attacked Howard!

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    Beth's next dream will be her trying to eat out an elephants ass!

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    I know, right? She's really made me wanna violate the rights of some cats. ( JOKE )
     
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