Stern Show Beth handling Billy Joel kitten adoption

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    "You may be right, I might be crazy" Beth stating the obvious.









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    • bethosternHey FLORIDA: Palm Beach, Ft Lauderdale and surrounding area followers!!!! I have a treat for you!! Our friend Billy Joel (yep! Look closely) has found a little snuggly kitten in his yard and I will be handling her adoption!!! She is now indoors and safe! She was spayed today and is approx 16 weeks old and healthy as can be!! Fully vaccinated and good to go in a couple of days.. Oh.. And super cuddly!!!! Billy named her Catrina. Email bethsternfosters@gmail.com and put Billy Joel kitten in the subject line!! #billyjoelisaherotoanimals (and his wife rocks!!!).
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    This is clearly a reason for a bunch of nerds to get angry on the internet
     
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    :facepalm:

    Oh FFS!!!!

    She will handle her adoption?
    You mean, take selfies with the kitten?
    Please, someone shoot me now.
     
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    What the hell?! Maybe the kitten BELONGS to someone, like maybe a NEIGHBOR. FFS.
    On a related note; l'll be handling the adoption of a large, fluffy white dog named Champ. He crossed my property line earlier today. He's a very friendly dog and a loyal companion to Mrs. Branton. I can guarantee him to be a lovely pet. Inquiries please PM me.
     
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    "Our friend Billy Joel" ordinarily wouldn't stop to piss on you even if you were on fire if not for your husband.
     
  6. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Beth, still the patron saint of blind cats




    bethosternI love when the blind kittens master this toy. #leelamuffin
     
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    "I feel like blowing my mind up"!
     
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    Nothing like drunk celebrities cavorting around with the retarded wives of lazy celebrities.

    Fuck them both.
     
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    Our friend Billy Joel (yep! Look closely)
    Our friend Billy Joel (yep! Look closely)
    Our friend Billy Joel (yep! Look closely)
     
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    How exactly are all these stray cats giving birth to litters wandering around the multi-million dollar estates and mansions in Florida.
     
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    I wrote to her as Hateman:


    You're "handling the adoption"? What does that mean, taking selfies all day while Consuela cleans out the shit box?
    Get a real job, loser CUNT!!!

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    One more
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    CUNT!

    The reply:


    Beth will never see this.
    Merry Christmas,
    Beth's Team



    :bigcry:
     
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    Didn't Gunkard give Ed Sciaky (the DJ from Philly) shit for identifying himself as "Friend of Billy Joel"

    "I was out of my mind back then Robin."
     
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    Do you speak German?
     
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    Wow - he was so cute!
     
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    Busy Busy Busy Christmas for our heroine, ladies and gentlemen. An ETHICAL Christmas, right Robin?
     
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    Sure hope she doesn't kill this one before giving it away. That would be sad.
     
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  20. YodaQuiversStern

    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    I think the email address is heavily screened by people other than Beth. I think I heard her or Howard say that.

    Anyway, I used that email to try and contact her over the summer about 2 cats that needed a home because the owner was dying of cancer. Someone in the neighborhood had the cats on a very temporary basis and was trying to find them a home. Sometimes she posts a message to people that a cat or cats in a certain city need a home urgently. Thought maybe the sad story of the cats needing a home and the owner dying of cancer would bend someone's heart. Sadly, I never got a reply and the guy holding the cats took them to the humane society - one was put down immediately. Nice how she (or her screeners) cherry pick the homeless cat cases to be presented on her IG.
     
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