Beth has 99 problems but peeing ain't one of them

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    Beth and her rapier wit. :facepalm: :rolleye:
     
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    So move the cats and get off the couch.
     
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    Thank God she doesn't shit.
     
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    Fuck, towels all over the floors in case the kittens piss. She keep them in the barn where she sleeps
     
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    Why do her big toes point in like that? I think she's well on her way to "Hammer Toe" . On BOTH FEET! :jj:
     
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    No fair. Easy answer for you. Her IQ, on the other hand, is two standard deviations under normal. You expect her to figure this out?
     
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    the second toes longer than the big toes :eek:
     
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    Some nice hoofs
     
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    She's laying on one of her piss towels, so just let it go like the rest of the animals in the room. It's not like Consuella won't clean up after her as well.
     
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    The second toe is longer than my leg
     
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    Those feet are straight out of the movie Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman, for Christ sakes :confused:
     
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    She literally posts when she has to go to the bathroom. Nice life.
     
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    Half a billion dollars and her jet setting "Prince Charming" husband has the motivation of a bag lady
     
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    The thought of a cat on me grosses me out.

    :gross:
     
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    So, Howie goes all in for Beth's Bethroom, but she never uses the damn thing . . .

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    Iuckest gal in show bizzzzzzz.
     
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    This is a very undesirable trait. Looks like a gorilla's foot. Great for a gorilla, ugly on a human.
     
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