Beth has a family emergency. What is it?

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  1. sundayschool

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    Howard said that Beth can't go to the opening of George Takei's play this Sunday because she had a "family emergency" come up. What do you think the emergency might be...trip to grandma's?
     
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    She broke a finger nail
     
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    Maybe her father is going to jail
     
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    Her brother is having an emergency Gerbilendectomy
     
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    I'm still trying to figure out how Beth knows she's going to have a family emergency a week in advance.
     
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    She's posted 18 photos on Instagram in the past 12 hours alone. Whatever the emergency is this Sunday, she's taking it in stride.

     
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    The rabbit died.
     
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    The insecure hashtag attached to this says all you need to know about where her mind is at this week:
    #ilookterrible ha
     
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    She is getting fitted for new horse shoes . The closest in Florida is realy a black smith room . Cats out of the bag now .
     
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    nailed it
     
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    saline leakage
     
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    Grandma's aka Plastic Surgery Recovery I'm assuming?

    She gets all of these procedures to keep the pain killers rolling in to drink with and roll on the ground with cats while berating the maid Consuela.
     
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    Malignant Cunt. :coffee:








    Herc, :bigcry:
     
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    Pathetic.
     
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    >>> click
     
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    Emergencies don't happen a week before. Her family, ie roots need to tended too. I read on here her extensions are a 8 hr deal. I'm sure she sleeps thru most of it.
     
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    Sprained liver.:burp:
     
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