Beth has a hot date tonight

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, May 28, 2015.

  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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  2. Black Sabbath

    Black Sabbath Nothing to prove

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    Toot your own horn much o_O
     
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    So the English major has a foster cat named Foster Heaven?
     
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    Hey, Beefus! I've got a message from "Foster Heaven"...
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    Why is everything in this pic in such crystal clear HD focus....Except her head and chest? Even the shadows from her mountainous football head are fuzzed out.
     
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    "My sweet Foster Heaven... Cherishing our last days together."

    It takes a real selfless special person to foster animals or kids and then be able to give them up and deal w/ the heartbreak over and over. Or it takes Beth who clearly gets over them as soon as she dumps them off. I've never seen her looking sad or crying when giving them up... she may like the cats but she's royally mentally fucked and really, as we know, doesn't give much of a fuck about them.
     
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    ...cherishing? nice zit face beth.
     
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    Dear Beth, get a fucking life or get the fuck out.

    You are wasting everyone's time here.

    If you're not going to grow up and be an adult, then leave us the fuck alone.

    No one cares about your little vanity project.
     
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    After picture was taken.
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  10. Botox Barnacle

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    I think she's trying to fool us into thinking that she does take pics from her right side - Her "bad side." She desperately needs us to know that she looks good from both sides.

    What she didn't realize is that we can all figure out that it's a mirror image.
     
  11. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I think your answer is in there.
     
  12. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    :pray:
     
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    I need a price check on those over priced schmatas she's showing off.
     
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    howie needs to go to the local junior college and take a photoshop class.
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    He is a lot cuter and more attentive than Howard
     
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    Wow good catch.... I'm on my phone and I can tell the difference!
    Another point- once again that animal looks like it wants NO part of her and how much is that ring she's wearing??
     
  17. njguy8

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    It's too bad that there are no camera's that show a persons soul instead of their outer appearance.

    If they did exist, here's our Beth.....


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    There's the true soul of Beth Stern.
     
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  18. Uncle Larry

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    Clever Beth managed to get a couple of other dresses in the selfie by hanging them up - too bad the animal advocate couldn't have managed to get a few of her leather purses in there to complete the shot.

    I think she had another selfie with that gold dress in the background and someone found out it cost thousands of dollars.
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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  20. Thelma

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    One of the dresses hanging up is so ugly I remember she wore it a couple of weeks ago ... :eek:

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