Beth has a life other than kittens

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    Icepick necklace. :confused:
     
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    it's hiding the oversized nostroe again :jj:
     
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    Looks like someone gave her mouth the joker treatment. "Why so serious beth"
     
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    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    Let me guess, she is dressing up as Michael Jackson for Halloween.
     
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    ...its really a great idea to put bright red lipstick on that great big mouth.
     
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    I think that's what she shoves up Howchie's urethra to keep him in line.
     
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    Wonder how Beth dragged Howard out of the house.
     
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    Looks more like Corey Feldman......
     
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    Annie r u ok r u ok Annie? :grad:
     
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    I swear with each passing day and selfie, she is looking crazier and crazier.

    Something's going on...
     
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    Someone's getting to her, me thinks...

    bethostern
    2 hours ago
    Believe it or not, I do have a life other than kittens.. #datenight

    And then, coming home from "#datenight", the only person that loves her is her blind kitten, who is blind...

    bethostern
    26 minutes ago
    Somebody really, really loves me! #bella #wishshecouldseeme

     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    I thought maybe she was going to go slay vampires with it later
     
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    i think she's getting ready to leave him. she's going to settle for the pre-nup that she signed where she gets 1 million for each year she cohabited with howard plus the haaaaaampton's house which they'll sell and she gets a small "portion" the selling price. she'll come out with something close to 15 million and with good, conservative money management will still live a life most can only dream of having.
    she won't be mega-rich but if she downsizes to a nice 2 bedroom apartment or small loft someplace downtown she'll have enough room for her shoes and maybe 3 kitties at a time.
     
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    She looks fucking ridiculous, plastic, old and not attractive at all.
     
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    that must have been some hot date that ended in some good sex, it was all of 1 hour and 34 minutes...
     
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    Won't happen

    Beth is a nobody even married to Howard....without him she is less then zero
     
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    Wasn't Halloween yesterday? WTF is that getup?
     
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