beth has been on bogus shows, red carpets, interviews..recently, want to know why?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Time Bandit, May 9, 2013.

  1. Time Bandit

    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    because she has reached her last couple of breeding years..howard knows he can control her with the 'glitter' of fame so he has arranged the bogus tv "series" and "events" so he can distract her from the desire to have a hideous circus freak baby..
    He is manipulating the theft of her last mongoloid bearing years.."Here horsey, have a sugar cube, don't look at the man behind the curtain"..the ignorant trophy is being robbed of her womb and is to stupid to realize it..he has and is surreptitiously enslaving her..she hasn't a clue she's a glorified real doll...or, maybe she does...that's sick:hat:
     
  2. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Who's the guy with the tattoo? Gold

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    Makes sense. :coffee:
     
  3. TelegramSam

    TelegramSam I love Sam's cock Banned User

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    You pretty much called it. She's probably made her mind up that she's either getting the kid or the golden parachute.
     
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    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    We would've greatly preferred seeing the giant mongoloid baby- even if it WAS healthy, it would still be huge and freakish-looking.

    Burdensome as they are, I guess the condoms are Howard's only defense and it has actually worked. Stalemate.
     
  7. morrissey

    morrissey Well-Known Member

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    Out of all the points that have been made on the board, this is one of them.
     
  8. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Howard mentioned something about her potentially having regrets about not having a child. I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of those regrets, especially coming from a spoiled, entitled menopausal woman. I wouldn't be surprised if at some point he gave in and she received a little black bundle of joy from the Somalian Shore African League.
     
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    Hoo Boy ! I've been there. Menopause is nothing to take lightly. I can hardly wait. :hhh:
     
  10. The Cocksman

    The Cocksman Well-Known Member

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    She's married to Howard Stern.DUH!
     
  11. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    Howard pays people to promote her... It's a mix between Howard leveraging what's left if his influence and (for those that aren't buying the Howard stern product anymore) a modern day payola scheme.

    she has less talent than Hollywood bigs try into launch their kids career (I.e. the will smith kid).

    she is so talentless that they make her work with animals because humans won't work with her...
     
  12. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    They are ridiculous. She married Howard for his millions like her best friend Katie Lee married Billy Joel for his millions. Now Beth is getting older and as you say Howard is throwing garbage D list TV shows at her to keep her happy and around. Beth sees dollar signs, crappy level fame and is sticking around. She'll put up with more condom sex, eating dinner at 5, going to bed at 8,etc for a bit to cash out big.
     
  13. Time Bandit

    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    I see what you did there..chomp chomp
     
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    :haha:
     
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    I totally disagree with the thought that Beth wants a baby...I just don't see her being very maternal or even remotely interested in children, let alone babies. If her biological clock is ticking and she is so desperately wanting to have a baby, believe me, she would be exhibiting "baby fever". I do agree that she is much more interested in the money/fame aspect of their marriage and might cash out at some point like her BFF Katie Lee. I see her as a very self absorbed woman who likes her childless, narcissistic life that affords her the ability to travel, live in nice homes, wear designer duds and carry designer bags yet pass herself off as some sort of animal savior celeb.
     
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    I hope they do have a kid so we can all see what a fucking freak mongoloid it is. :jj: Photoshop heaven!!!
     
  17. Time Bandit

    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    can you imagine?...freakishly big nose, shaq feet, hands like octopus tendrils and that rat nest spring loaded head of hair??.. The horror!
     
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    kids? i wouldn't be surprised if howard is a VASECTOMY VICTIM RIIIGHTT!?
     
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    Oh, GOD I wish I could find that photoshop .... MEET MY BEET! :facepalm: