Beth Has Competition

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Bristol Chicken, Jul 6, 2015.

  1. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It Gold

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    Meet Luhu, the Saddest Looking Cat on the Internet (ABC News)
    With his big eyes and sagging brows, a young gray tabby named Luhu is easily the saddest looking cat on the Internet.
    But the sorrowful feline was surprisingly not born with the prominent feature that has people buzzing all over the world.
    "Luhu had eye infections when he was two weeks [old]," Luhu's owner Maggie Liu of Bejing told ABC News. "He got a pretty major operation on his eyes at that time [and] the sequelae is affected by his vision, so Luhu always opens his eyes pretty hard when he needs look at something."

    Born Aug. 12, 2012, Luhu's uniquely adorable look has racked up over 73,000 fans on his Instagram page, @lanlan731.
    Liu said that while she isn't surprised at how strangers take to Luhu's special appearance, she was however, amazed at his celebrity status.
    "I put my cats pics on Instagram just for fun, actually," she added. "I never [thought] about Luhu [getting] so popular like this."
    Liu is also the owner of two other tabby cats, Barher and Bardie, who she said are very close to their brother Luhu.
    "They are all very friendly cats," she said. "[They] never fight each other."
    As for more publicity, Liu said she only wishes to continue sharing Luhu's adventures on Instagram.
    "I did not have any plans [for] my cats so far," she said. "I wish my cats keep healthy and live with me until they are gone."
     
  2. Shadoe Stevens

    Shadoe Stevens Well-Known Member

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    That cat is in Bejing? He's sad because he knows he'll end up being Kung Pow Chicken.
     
  3. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Oh I thought another top European model came out of Pittsburgh or the Ames catalog. My bad. :dontknow:
     
  4. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It Gold

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    You just know Beth is not going to be happy about this.
    While she is waiting around for a solid dump, this sad faced puddy tat has racked up 73,000 fans on Instagram.
     
  5. TheMercenary

    TheMercenary Collecting Light Gold

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    "I want you to blind that fucking cat and bring it to me you doddering old cuckold!"

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  6. Caffeinated

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    Damn it that's fucking funny. I can hear her say that in her horrid voice on repeat. :hilarious:
     
  7. njguy8

    njguy8 Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm very sorry to report.... there is a mistake in this Thread.

    Although the subject matter is correct, the player is incorrect.....

    Meet Beth's true competition.

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  8. reno

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    Beth would poke his eyes out and call him Blind Luhu, a cat who is blind and can't see.
     
  9. Exit136

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    Maybe Wiggy keeps Ralph on payroll to grow hair for his wigs?
     
  10. Mr Fantastic

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    Nope, Ralphie Cakes gets paid to make something else grow. :shitcoffee: