Beth has Howard's Millions and a dentist for a father yet ....

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Yet she still has yellow stained plaque build up between her front two teeth


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    That's a smoker thing. I'm guessing Beth's a heavy smoker since she's starting to get those radial lines around her mouth.
     
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    she needs to started Reggie-lipin it and avoid the smoke passing through her teeth.
     
  4. chapped

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    i bet her breath smells like a fucking ash tray filled with week old piss left out in the hot sun that someone left a dirty diaper on filled with vomited Indian food,,,
     
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    between the cig smoke passing through the front of her teeth and the stomach acid washing over the back, she's gonna be needing dentures like howard. they can get romantic and put their teeth in the same glass over night.

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    Howard needs to hire a new Vet. One that isn't afraid to get in "Mr Ed's" mouth with a good stiff brush and clean them choppers properly.
     
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    :secret: nacho's cheese :secret:
     
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    That woman reminds me of the actress from that show Strangers With Candy:

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    In fairness to Amy Sedaris (who is a beautiful woman), here she is without that awful make-up:

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    Yea, noticed that in some other pictures from last week.

    Some people thought she just had lipstick or something on her teeth.

    But there's something going on there, probably smoking....just like Lindsay Lohan's problem last year....how the fuck does she not notice it?

    Well at least in Lohan's case she had being a drunk/crackhead as an excuse.....Beth does NOTHING but play dress-up and smile like The Joker for cameras EVERY day of her life....how the fuck does she not notice it?

    Howard needs to get her teeth fixed to the glow in the dark perfection that is his.....lmfao....
     
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    No way her nanny husband would tolerate her smoking. He's one of those rabid, reformed smokers --the most obnoxious kind; the kind who, when he walks through a cloud of smoke outside a building, starts fake-coughing like a little bitch.

    No way.
     
  14. Chuck Kongo

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    They're almost never together in any significant way. She's never home. They sleep in separate bedrooms. They don't do any real/intimate kissing or any period that's not for a public photo-op. She can cover of the stench with a ton of perfume, lotion, breath spray, ect. for the 20 minutes or so they actually spend around each other every week.

    It would be very easy for her to smoke and still "be with him" such as it is....
     
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    That would depend on how much she's smoking. If she's smoking enough to stain her teeth, no amount of breath mints and teeth brushing is going to prevent someone whom you kiss from being able to tell.

    Sure, a private conversation, she might get away with it, but when you smoke, it's in your lungs and can be smelled during heavy kissing.

    I can't even see what is being referred to in the opening post. I tried zooming and I can't really see it either. Maybe it's my monitor? :scratch:
     
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    Okay, I just zoomed in again and I see something between her two, front, eyeteeth, but that could also be coffee too. It does, however, show poor flossing, but I had to magnify that picture x500 in order to see it.

    I'd hate to be a celebrity and have shitheads like us, zooming in on all my pictures. :jj:
     
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    howard would have no problem pretending he doesn't notice, if he thought it was possibly keeping her from gaining weight.
     
  18. lilbuddy67

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    Could be the mouth fairy droppin loads....:dontknow:
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    there are many things we can mock about beth, but a little yellow between teeth could be the remnants of her dinner of frankfurters with mustard and sour kraut.
     
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    that's our howard! all of a sudden he's for gov't regulations on smoking, sugar and diet.