Beth Has Lyme Disease?

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Too much rolling around on the dunes with her brothers or maybe one of her "guy friends" got his load through and she's got morning sickness:


    From MarksFriggin:

    Beth said she's sick. She said she's dizzy all the time. She said she can't see anything and she might have Lyme disease or something. Howard said she won't go to a doctor. Howard said he hates doctors too but she really should go. Howard said he doesn't need doctors looking at her body. Howard said they'd have to do all kinds of tests on her. Beth said she has been reading about Lyme disease and she has a feeling that could be it. Howard said he doesn't know about that. Howard said maybe he has that. Beth said she actually has an appointment tomorrow. Howard said he had to line it up for her. Beth said she got right in thanks to Don Buchwald. Howard said Don was at the doctor when he asked for a recommendation. Howard said Beth has the appointment tomorrow so everyone is waiting for results.
     
  2. Markijuano

    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    Yep. She's about to go batshit
     
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    Some NBA player is going to be a very lucky man in 9 months . . . :giggle:
     
  4. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    When you worth $500 million you can see any doctor in the country on a moments notice. I don't know why Howard doesn't employ a personal Physician like most wealthy people. There are doctors who specialize in seeing just a few wealthy patients.
     
  5. Herc

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    He probably does. He just doesn't tell us . . . :secret:
     
  6. Obi Drunkenobe

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    Still hoping she's pregnant. :pray:
     
  7. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Exactly, he never speaks a word about Alan Wyse the personal chef, instead he wants us to believe he walks to GNC
     
  8. Herc

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    He left Kim because he was working at Howard's house so much making those endless Salmon & Potato dinners. Not to mention all those Wraps Ralph loves to eat for lunch at Howard's house . . . :)
     
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  10. markluke

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    This is the only reference she needs -
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  11. schnauzer

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    This "i'm dizzy all the time" shtick, is their sloppy set-up for the 'surprise' announcement of their special needs baby.
     
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    Brain tumour.
     
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    Swine flu. She shouldn't have kissed that pig.
     
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    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    couldn't a read of sarno's book take care of it?
     
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    SalsMasterShake Mouthpiece VIP

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    THIS. I'd bet money that a foal is on the way!

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    "lyme disease" is the term for trophy wives who no longer want to fuck their gross husbands.
     
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    NO!
    Beth has what we call in the medical profession aging. At 40 ones eye sight is the the first to go. Next comes hearing. She just can't bare to think that what is happening to her is what happens to everybody at 40. :hilarious:
     
  18. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Isn't Sarno about mind over matter? She would need a mind for the book to work.
     
  19. kicksave7

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    I have several family members that have had Lyme Disease. They all had similar symptons...low grade fever, aches and pain (flu like) and bulls eye rash at the bite sight. She should have at least one of these symptoms if she has it. I know the Hamptons is loaded with deer ticks and a lot of people that live there get their lawns and wooded areas treated for deer tick prevention. I would have thought Wiggy would have had that done.
     
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    Immature, irresponsible and foolish of her to say this with no evidence of. Does she not realize how Hollywood works?