Beth has "melt your heart eyes"

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  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    According to this guy -

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    I would describe them more like "You'll never guess where I buried the bodies!" eyes.

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  2. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Her eyes are the windows to her complete absence of soul.
     
  3. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    i did not know "melt your heart" meant psycho. you learn something new everyday around here.
     
  4. shani3

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    I call bullshit; what guy not named Howard Stern would put up such a faggy tweet?! This is just another sponsored tweet from North Shore Animoe League made to make Beth look like a saint.
     
  5. Engaged Chicken

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    She melts my eyeballs.
     
  6. Roland Schwinn

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    Beth's eyes are the windows to her skull.
     
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    Flat. Dead. Like a deceased carp. :coffee:
     
  8. TaTa Toothy

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    Beth's are more like "No tickie. No shirtie" eyes to me.
     
  9. Dainty Jainty

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    You misunderstood the person tweeting. He is saying the pet they just adopted, "Beth Jr", has melt-your-heart eyes.

    Oh, shit. "Like yours". ARGH! You're right! That's fucked up.



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  10. gilaet

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    Never heard the trollface referred to as melt your heart eyes before.
     
  11. Dainty Jainty

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    + Rep, nice!
     
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    smelled your fart eyes
     
  13. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...theres just a lot of stupid people in america, youd have to be to buy into this shit. its sad and pathetic but knowing this is an advantage.
     
  14. Roberticus

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    Her eyes do look like she's trying to shoot lasers out of them, so you might be on the right track here.
     
  15. PI Nate

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    "black eyes, lifeless eyes, like a dolls eyes."
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    Howard has "I want to melt your heart into a cinder" eyes:

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  17. Roland Schwinn

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    thank you sir. . . :hat:
     
  18. Thelma

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    He tweeted this to her back in June --
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    Too funny that Ms. Melt-Your-Heart is now doing "Spoiled Rotten Pets."
     
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    The cheque is in the mail.
     
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    Maybe Scot Williams is playing her like a fiddoe. :bigthink

    Let's see what he says next.