Beth has partially fallen and she can't get up

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Jan 23, 2015.

  1. MutteringJohn

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    bethostern
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    There's a cat on my back and I can't get up.
     
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    That place has to reek.
     
  3. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...those teeth look like caps.
     
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    wait wtf am i thinking howard saved money on caps learning photo shop. she must think shes doing a barbie shoot.
     
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    The half face thing is really getting funny. It probably takes 100s of pics and these are the ones where something isn't wonking.
    I wonder if all its friends call it wonks behind its massive line backer shoulders.
    I know I would..

    Moooose looks buzzed again...teeth are hilarious. Buy some eyelids moooose..what else can happen?

    F mutt
     
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    Sure was serendipitous to have full makeup and eyelashes on when this spontaneous bit of fun happened.
     
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    whats going one with the dark smudges beneath her eye? Is that make up? Is that on purpose?
     
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    That cat has the look of disgust in his eyes
     
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    Howie is so lucky to have her.
     
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    we are all jealous of their love
     
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    Its just trying to make its eye look bigger. It can't really do much with an eye like that. The no lid is really hard to work with. You gotta really pile on a lot to see anything. We've all seen moooose with raccoon eyes. It looks harsh and outta fashion. Moooose still is wearing eyelash extensions. The shorter ones.

    I'd like to hear moooose explain how it did runway but couldn't wear the show make up scheme b\c of that bloody awful eye, and still stay fashionable.

    It knows I make fun of its make up. Hey moose. Try just a flat grey. Not so harsh.
    And for god sakes. Buy a mattifying foundation. Oily does not look young. It looks oily and gross.
    And your too tan. I know you think its slimming, but you are quite mistaken..spanxx are your friend..not spray tan...

    F mutt
     
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    It looks like her own huge Barbie playhouse.
     
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    nice make up job for laying on the floor all day. cunt.
     
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    She seems to have misplaced her upper lip as well.
     
  19. Jayla

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    Fun word.
     
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    Not like she's gonna get up anyway.
    I wonder how Ralph feels about his wing (the pool house) being emptied out for cat towers, animoe print throw blankets, and cat turds. Were his things moved to the master suite in NYC?
    Their whole dynamic fascinated me.
     
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