Stern Show Beth has some exciting news about Maude

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    Kitten Bowl Summer Games Special???? Who the fuck watched the Winter Games!!!




    • bethosternI have some exciting Maude news!!! I always foster a cat/kitten until she/he is #readytofly (meaning: healthy, socialized, vaccinated, spayed/neutered and when I find her/him a perfect home matching their personality). Maude is healthy. She's socialized. She's perfect. Just teeny tiny and not ready for her spay. And an amazing family who has adopted from me before has asked to adopt her. Because I will be working all next week on Kitten Bowl's Summer Games special and then traveling to pick up some cats/kittens in need, @animalleague and I decided that we will hand Maude over to her new family this week where they will be able to continue to nurture her as I have. She will be spayed when she's big enough and loved forever. I'll keep the adopter a secret until tomorrow but the family adopted a pretty popular former foster kitten and is on Instagram and I think you're going to love seeing pics of them growing up together!!!!!! Maude is going to be so happy!!!!!! Forever. #maudeGetsAFamilyEarly
     
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    Cat has too many eyes.
     
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    Don't worry, Beth found another cat with eye problems. If I was Mama Trudie I would be afraid, Be very afraid. Eyes don't last long when they are around Beth.





    bethosternI'll be picking up Mama Trudie and her daughter Gidget in a few weeks. Here's a good pic of her birth defect, inverted eyelids. It is a very uncomfortable thing as her eyelashes grow into her eyeballs. She will require eye surgery on both eyes. She's so sweet now, I can only imagine how she's going to be when she feels better!!! Can't wait to get my hands on her and Gidget.
     
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    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    Was she using that cat for a shameless plug?
     
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    If thy eye offends thee, pluck it out-The Man With The X-Ray Eyes

     
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    I like the way she says she Takes care of the kitten and then finds the kitten a home.
    In reality other people do the work and she gets the credit. I bet lots of people who work for NSAL hate her guts.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    She's a horrible person and must be destroyed
     
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    " Here's a good pic of her birth defect..."

    o_O
     
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    "Ready for her spay." :facepalm:

    My 2 year old makes better sentences.
     
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    Such a great film.
     
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    When is she not?
     
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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    Maude the 3 week old kitten who looks all of 8-10 weeks old.
     
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    I bet Beth walks around the house talking like she posts.

    Consuelo get my phone it's time for poundsign pictures , poundsign I look great. poundsign now !!
     
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    There was ZERO need to talk about a shitty TV appearance. What a cunt.
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    "I'll be picking her up in a few weeks" meaning when all the hard work is done.
     
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    "working all next week" = laying on the floor with cats to tape a Kitten Bowl special rather than laying on the floor with cats at home.
     
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    Wow you're right, what a terrible life
     
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    I foresee an eye accident soon for this little guy.
     
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