Beth has sucked 800 Arab cocks

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  1. PelicanWig

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    allegedly.
     
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    Kaii Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Cool we playing the make up shit with absolutely no proof game

    Dawg filled your mom up so much that she cried cum... allegedly
     
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    Ha ha nice! Allegedly.
     
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    i approve of this thread
     
  7. Beths Arab

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    Its alleged that she's seen more Arab cock than a urinal cake in Dubai so i'm thinking that 800 might be a little conservative.
     
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    See Beth Thread "The missing years"
     
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    I'm always weary of big round numbers, but conceptually, I like his story.

    I don't believe she's let any Arab oil swine up in her guts but I do believe the Pittsburgh polack has been a depository for doctors, lawyers, a pretty boy that had one scene as an extra on E.R. and of course her dad's parole officer.

    I have no doubt Howard would be horrified to know who's fouled her in her 22 years as a discrete 'party girl'
     
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    There was a great clip posted where wiggy was explaining to Artie how "a friend" had the online image of his fiance/wife scoured for any of her slutty background. Most thought it was a Freudian slip :jj:
     
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    I hate to be a stickler for details but you forgot her school principal and a couple of airline pilots.
     
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    Beth has been boarded by more brown guys than an Indian passenger train. [​IMG]Allegedly.
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    how do you explain the years spent in europe claiming to be a model? there has been no evidence whatsoever of a portfolio, any modeling work, any company or designer or magazine she worked for, no agency that represented her. what was she really doing?
     
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    That's low.....I mean the estimate....that's really low.
     
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    She wasn't in europe. She was 'professionally dating' all those years, sharpening her claws and honing her craft for landing the big one some day. Howard really believes her come-on on the night they met was spontaneous and sincere, like it wasn't a rehearsed ruse she'd used with success many times before on smaller marks. No. She was as dexterous and streetsmart in handling him as all the other girls that bill 4 figures an hour . She was as trained in charming and pulling money off guys as a grinder monkey workin the crowd. Subtlety and patience are the keys that the higher billing girls like Beff learn to take down the bigger targets, especially when they're looking to retire into just one longterm arrangement.

    She saw Howard comin'. And the dumb shlub was already well inside his phase of believing his own hype, fully convinced he'd charmed her with his sparkling personality and rugged good looks. There's a reason professional athletes and teams have handlers on retainer to deal in thwarting these types of women and training their clients in avoiding dangerous situations where highly skilled and razor sharp elite whores masquerading as simple groupies latch onto them like a remora. Putting a few drops of tabasco in the discarded condom and making sure she sees him do it is only the bare minimum.
     
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    Are you using Wiggy math? If you are, you've got to assume that there are 4 Arab cocks surrounding the Polish hooker at all times. By that standard, Trigger may have sucked upwards of 3200 sheik cocks.
     
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    "I'll figure it out, Robin. Beth had 240 Arabs the first year. 320 the second and 240 again the third year. 24 + 24 is...4 + 4 is 8, don't need to carry, 2 + 2 is 4, so that's 48. And then you add 32 to 48. 8 + 2 is 10, so that's zero and you carry the one and then 1 + 3 + 4, so that's 80. And then you add the zero to 80, so it's 800 Arab cocks Beth sucked, Robin."