Stern Show Beth has to constantly shower cat shit off..new page six article!

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  1. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    With deets on the pussy cancer ranch as well! Oh Boy!!!

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    Beth Stern is a self-proclaimed “crazy cat lady.”

    The dedicated animal activist and wife of shock jock Howard Stern lent her time Tuesday to help raise money for the North Shore Animal League at BTIG’s Charity Day in New York, but her efforts are far more hands-on than many celebrities.
    Right now I have 17 cats in my house that I rescued and I’m fostering,” the beauty told Page Six. “[Howard] is always the one who says, ‘Come on and bring them in.’ It’s kitten season so we’re in high gear.”

    The radio host, 62, and his model wife, 43, help needy felines at their homes in New York City and the Hamptons.

    “They’re constantly going in and out,” she explained. “Once they come to our home and they weigh enough and are healthy, I have them spayed and neutered and I personally deliver them to the adopters.”

    “Right now a lot of cats and kittens are on medication so I had to wake up at 4 o’clock this morning to make time,” Beth added. “I had to shower the poop off of me today.”

    Although most of the furry critters live with the Sterns only temporarily, Howard enjoys assigning them names inspired by his favorite foods.

    “Howard names them,” Beth said. “That’s his job. We’ve had Pound Cake, we’ve had Bagel – a lot come when he’s hungry. We’ve had Spaghetti and Cannoli. It depends on what TV show he’s watching or what he wants to have for dinner.”

    Her efforts for animal welfare have been aided in part by Hamptons neighbor and pal Billy Joel, who in May 2014 donated the proceeds from his Madison Square Garden birthday show to help build an $8 million cage-free home for shelter cats and dogs at the North Shore Animal League America on Long Island, which will feature a feline-only area that is expected to be constructed later this year.

    “I think cats have a hard time,” opined Beth. “My husband and I are trying to make cats cool and it’s working.”
     
  2. The Butler

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    "We have 'Eggplant Parm' and 'Throw the pasta in the trash'."
     
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    poop
     
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    ...she might have washed the poop offa her but shes never going to be able to wipe the trollop off her face.
     
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    It's must be so hard to get up at 4 am, with such the busy schedule she has, I mean she's got to go to work, oh forget that, she's got to make Howard breakfast, oh, Consuela's got that, I mean she has to do some housework, again Consuela, scratch that. Fuck her. We all could rescue cats like Beth if we didn't have to do anything all day. I bet Siobahn takes better care of her cats
     
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    Geeze.... look at him. The guy looks like he died 4 weeks ago.

    To think that he runs around telling everyone he has to lose weight.

    That in itself proves that Howard Stern has real, deep seeded, emotional problems.

    For a guy who sees a shrink 4 days a week, this is just fucking pathetic.
     
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    "It depends on what TV show he’s watching or what he wants to have for dinner.”

    So, there's a cat named "Ralph's cock"?
     
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    ...he looks terrible but he must think hes elvis, look at his turned up collar on his jacket. :facepalm:
     
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    Have you ever finished three bottles of wine and tried to get up the next day at 4 a.m.???
     
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    Oh shit. Look at the pic they used.

    :funny:
     
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    This should be the new definition for "FLUFF PIECE".
     
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    "One time a Siamese cyclops pissed on Howard's steamed brocolli during breakfast. Howard named him Sauce-On-Side. It was hilarious and adorable."
     
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    What a steaming load of shit. The article failed to mention the healthy salary St. Cunt gets in order to get drunk and play with kittens all day. And "gets up at at 4am", negro please. Maybe to scour the Internet to see if her name has been mentioned yet. I really hate this bitch.
     
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    17 cats...divorce papers get served within a year.
     
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    anyone who takes that article at face value is mentally ill.
     
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    Total fag move. I can't believe how I used to idolize and defend him back in the 80s-90s.
     
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    "Model Wife"......:cwl:You know Wiggy paid them to print that.
     
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    I want to be one of those cats