Beth has to visit Blacksmith for pedicure

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    bethosternCan see Otter's adorable overbite here. (And how desperately I need a pedicure)
     
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    here we go.
     
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    ...if she didnt have all that shit furniture from crate and barrel she wouldnt have to spend so much time getting comfortable on the floor.
     
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    Thread title made me laugh.
     
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    Mrs. Bear has never, ever, ever let her feet look like that. That is because Mrs. Bear has more class in her little toe than Beefarino has in her entire cloddish oafish dinosaur-headed behemoth body. :hippie:
     
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    How long before Beth starts referring to Otter as "special needs" because he has an overbite?
     
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    This fucking bitch and these fucking CATS!!!!!! I'm losing my shit for real.
     
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    ...or her dentist dad corrected the terrible dysfunction. then tied to bill medicare.
     
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    Those really are man feet.
     
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    Maybe I'm just looking too close.....but does it look like she has photoshopped or smoothed out a bunion on her right foot (hoof) and is strategically covering same on her left?
     
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    You guys are just plain mean.
    I for one love horses and consider them man's second best friend!
     
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    Gross...look at the scabs on mooose's feet. You'd think expensive shoes would be comfortable and not leave a mark, but that's not happening for monster. It's got size 13's and is trying to wear a 5" heel with a platform.
    Monster is a sporto. Feet like Fred flintstone. Mooooose has to wear a stripper heel. It's short and thick with fat overworked thighs. That 5" really helps moooose look human.

    You know that monster gets everything done all the time and that's what it's feet look like.
    Anybody believe thunder thighs sasquatch walked the catwalks...?

    I wonder if moooose regrets all the bullshit its spewed. It's laying on a floor, probably hammered taking selfies with kit'ns. With feet that are stripper battle scarred.

    :haha:

    Those are some serious cankles. Looks like they belong to a stocked up cow
     
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    Didn't Howard use to brag ad nauseum about how well Beth took care of herself?? Bubble baths, clean shaven, etc. etc. Recently we see more and more of her sloppy clothes, greasy hair, oily skin, no makeup, and now toenails that look like they could belong to "wendy the slow adult"--what gives??
     
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    Awwwwwww pooor mooooose. My friend says its feet are all swollen CUZ ITS A DRUNK.

    I can just imagine monsters giant swollen face, no eyes visible. Mooose looks like it doesn't smell good and is a greasy sweaty person. Yuck..that leaves stains everywhere b\c of all the false tan..yuck
     
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    Are we sure those aren't Stern's feet, when he cross dresses at home?
     
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