Beth has Vertigo

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    A caller asked about Beth's recent headaches and dizziness. Howard said she went to the Dr. and was diagnosed with Vertigo.


    From Wiki
    "Vertigo /ˈvɜː(ɹ)tɨɡoʊ/ (from the Latin vertō "a whirling or spinning movement"[SUP][1][/SUP]) is a subtype of dizziness in which a patient inappropriately experiences the perception of motion (usually a spinning motion) due to dysfunction of the vestibular system.[SUP][2][/SUP][SUP][3][/SUP][SUP][4][/SUP] It is often associated with nausea and vomiting as well as a balance disorder, causing difficulties standing or walking."

    "Excessive consumption of ethanol (alcoholic beverages) can also cause symptoms of vertigo.":secret:


     
  2. rotten

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    Does vertigo cause flailing-arm-syondrome as well?
     
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    Someone photoshop this.

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  5. Dlist

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    "Repetitive spinning, as in familiar childhood games, can induce short-lived vertigo by disrupting the inertia of the fluid in the vestibular system; this is known as physiologic vertigo.[SUP][13[/SUP][SUP][/SUP][SUP][/SUP][SUP]I

    I believe cartwheels falls under this category.


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    is she 'vertigo blue'?
     
  7. baby booie

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    that explains why she stays in the Hamptons and avoids the penthouse with Howard

    pretty soon she will be diagnosed with some condition that prevents her from sharing Howard's bed
     
  8. tHISisKiSSeL

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    Sounds like something Dr. Sarno should be able to cure.
     
  10. StRyDeRxX

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    Sal has it too... :dontknow:
     
  12. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    That's a good one. :lol:
     
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    I had that once in my early 20's. too much stress.

    Read Dr. Sarno's book on the advice of Howard stern .

    I be Cured!!
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    She needs to see a vertigologist, asap.
     
  15. Dlist

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    Didn't it say divorce your overbearing man baby husband, take his millions and 14K sq ft house and you will be cured? Pretty sure I read that...
     
  16. Mr Vengeance

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    Beth brings new meaning to the term "dizzy blonde"....
     
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    She thinks thats her astrological sign.
     
  18. Gena

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    vertigo smertigo, shes a fuckin ditzy lush.. if the wig booted her and found some good lawyers and she got zilch shed be seen drinkin mad dog and night train out of a lil paper bag down on the corner. hell she may do that now just to stand to let him touch her.
     
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    She doesn't have Vertigo. She's just retarded . . . :coffee:
     
  20. Joe Bauers

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    She is probably going through early stages of Menopause.