Beth HATES Labor Day

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  1. MrWarmth

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    Because it reminds her that she never had an honest REAL job.....and she will never experience the natural womanly function of having a baby. Thank you.

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    Menopausal, jobless, barren and aging are not the best position to be in if you are married to Howard Stern. Another summer season down the drain, poor Beth...

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    It's never to early though to start planning the next Kitten Bowl.
    Secretary: "Hallmark Channel Headquarters, may I help you?"
    Beth: "The Beautiful Beth O here. Let me speak to the Program Director"
    Program Director: (((((mouthing and waving "NO!")))))
    Secretary: " I'm sorry but he's not in!"
     
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    all kinds of win in this incredibly lucid post :jj:
     
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    I stopped listening to the show long ago and don't really check this board too much anymore. I almost forgot all about Beth. is she still the worst?
     
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    I am so tired that there is such bigotry towards gold diggers. Being a gold digger is a full time job. Can you think of a harder job than having Howard's skeleton frame mounting you and pretending to enjoy his vanilla version of sex while he tries to pretend he isn't fantasizing that Beth is Ralph? How about going to parties and have Howard rudely drag her out while making a scene at 8:30 and then have to pretend to thank him for getting her out of there before the party actually got good? Or how about constantly lying to say everything Howard does is the best even when he is horrible and looks like a fool.

    It took decades for homemakers to get proper credit as a job. I think it is time for gold diggers to get the same credit.
     
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    Beth celebrates Labor Day by allowing Consuela to bring her sister along to clean the litter boxes.
     
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    golddiggers guide.jpg
     
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    I agree....how about watching those faggy housewives shows while holding the wigs clammy hands when it's football season?!? Not easy to do.
     
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    I wonder if she even keeps track of what day it is. Why would she bother?
     
  12. Jayla

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    Funny, but in all seriousness, her grit is pretty impressive. I imagine it would be fun to be married to a wealthy man. But if I didn't really love and respect him, I'd lose it after a few months. No matter how good the benefits, I couldn't fake it for long.
     
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    If you think it isn't work allowing that effeminate evolving cuckold to climb on top of her once a month then you need to take a second look.
     
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    I'm sure she's not in "the pause". Wiggy still uses condoms. It' s years away for her.
     
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    Wiggy ain't watching football.
     
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    Oh my Dawg
     
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    A lot of women can :dontknow:

     
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    Faking an orgasm every once in a while to protect someone's feelings is one thing; pretending you love, admire and respect a man is quite another.
     
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    Wiggy will still use condoms when Beth goes through menopause. He just can't take any chances :giggle:
     
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    I forgot what day it was a few weeks ago, thought it was Thursday instead of Friday. But that was because I was grinding hard at work.
     
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