Beth 'Horseface' Stern

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  1. HowardsNeckFlap

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    The alien in "Alien" had a set of teeth like Beth's, you know? The second set of teeth that would shoot out to bite people.
     
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    Not defending her, but,if you met her and she wasn`t associated with Stern,you would date her.She is attractive enough for a great chunk of the men here. I know, she wants a rich guy,and wouldn`t want regular Joes,but I would go for her if I had a chance.
     
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    what I would give for that dog to projectile vomit on Mrs. Stern's face.
     
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    The skin on her face a bit scaly? :dontknow:
     
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    I was never attracted to Aryan looking woman. I like more dark hair and dark skin. to me personally I do not find her that attractive. with that said of course my sack would explode all over her if given the chance.
     
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    She is the perfect candidate for the Pump N Dump.
     
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    Yes but do you want a chick reaching for your wallet all the time, and demanding red carpets?
     
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    What's wrong with her skin? It is almost reptile like in texture.
     
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    She is mildly attractive, but I would say mildly. She is too plastic for me now, but even when she was young and didn't have all the work done, she wasn't anything special. She is certainly not model good looking nor as beautiful as Howard and his suck up guests say she is. You would think she was the most beautiful woman in the world if you listen to Howard, Whitney Cummings, etc.

    Personally, I would rather have Sal's wife than Beth. Christine has a far better looking face. Her body may not be as tight, but she has had three kids and hasn't have the tit job or the tummy tuck Beth has had.
     
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    Re skin texture: Dermaroller-like a rolling pin filled with little needles to get rid of wrinkles.
     
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    beth is a horseface reptilian hybrid
     
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    :jj:
     
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    beetlejosh Who's the guy with the tattoo? Gold

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    Beth Perlman.
     
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    Broads who have skin peels have that look, it fades, eventually & then they are dead ringers for burn victims
     
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    ...I like this "you guys would fuck her" bit. not everybody is as needy as "you guys" who ever they are. when you grow up you realize theres nothing special about a high maintenance cunt who strikes fear into you every time some other guy is around. if you want to pamper a high maintenance bitch, get a poodle youll be money ahead even with the vet bills. wowee wow beth has a pussy! I cant wait until she makes a fool out of howard for all to see. that's the only place this is going.
     
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    this
     
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