Beth & Howard: One Picture's Worth A 1000 Words!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by OV, Aug 17, 2014.

  1. OV

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    This appears to be from a Jan 2013 NY movie premiere, so I can understand arriving in winter garb BUT

    >if this is outdoors, look how Beth, defying the cold, had stripped down to her sleeveless designer dress for the photo op.

    >But if this was photographed indoors, wonder how long it took Howard for the chill to leave his aging bones obviously down to his fingers (no doubt from the long walk from his limo door to the venue's entrance),

    Either way their clothing extremes, whether indoors or outside speaks volumes about both of them typically individually, together and the symbolic compatibility of their "union"

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    mape Well-Known Member

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    They always just look stupid. Always the but of jokes everywhere they go and oh so clueless.
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Chriza your thoughts...oh wait
     
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    Vinegarette Don't Believe What You Hear

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    Howard knows he is ugly and tries to hide everything physically -- his (Ralph's?) clothing style choices are still ridiculous and questionable in any regard. Everything about Howard is hidden ... the clothes, the wig, gloves, the dark glasses, the scarves, even the 3-4 day old stubble, his true self, personality, etc -- everything is under cover; the continual process of this cover up is indicative of him hiding his inner self or perceived faults. Howard is fucked up psychologically, whether parents or whatever, he's hiding himself. The clothing choices are just ridiculous, especially for a person of his wealth and age.

    In contrast, Beth actually thinks she is beautiful, a real model, and wants to show everything to everyone to prove it.

    You'd think Beth would suggest better clothing choices and inject some fashion-sense for Howard ... if she really cared about him.

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  6. beetlejosh

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    Beast & the Beast
     
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    So they both dress like fools regardless of the season? :facepalm:
     
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    Vinegarette Don't Believe What You Hear

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    May be the largest hand I've ever seen on a woman ...

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    That's only 106 words.
     
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    Howard is wearing the black mass robe... and that shirt has a red pentagram on the front, but he has deliberately covered it...
     
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    mother fucker is wearing gloves in the middle of Summer

    what a total fag
     
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    I know tastes differ but I just don't understand how anyone can see Beth as a model. Her body is virtually featureless, with a flat chest (save a pair of ugly bolt-ons), a shapeless ass, bony, pterodactyl-like arms, bony legs and her worst feature, those enormous feet. Her strabismus aside, she has a long, rectangular head and small eyes. I know a few women, just ordinary people,whom I would consider hotter than Beth.
     
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    Oh jesus. :facepalm: Her silver belt, silver pocketbook and silver bangle. :lmao: Such a Pittsburgh rube. So, so, so tasteless. All of her taste is in her mouth.
     
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    I never understood the whole concept of supermodels. Walking mannequins with crafty agents and managers. I have more respect for Playboy Playmates for chrissakes. Thank you. :coffee:
     
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    In a couple more years, those idiots will show up at premiers dressed like this:


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    Howard does look like that Muppets with the saxophone.
     
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    i can't believe her brow line.
     
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    right? that cannot be an easy fix? I mean she would have had to been out of public for months after that one....it cannot be just better make up and hair right?