Beth-I had a dream speech

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    bethostern
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    I was having a dream I was on safari and an elephant trampled on my chest and I woke up to The Chunk sleeping on my chest. #gofigure ❤️ #20pounder ❤️




    bethostern
    1 hour ago
    Morning lap time ❤️ #melody
     
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  2. bznick

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    #Insipid Cunt
     
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    Dear Beef,

    1. Animoe experts don't gorge their pets.

    2. Your thunder thighs look like couch cushions.

    3. Fuck right off.

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  5. Mulletude

    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    She's a national treasure, Robin. Robin?
     
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    Only a bit wit would have a dream like that
     
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    the poor cat is blocking its ears from the sound of Beefarino
     
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    Yo, Beefus!
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    she literally starts taking selfies the minute she wakes up. Wasn't Howard again bashing people who are always on social media this week--I think during the pit bull interview?
     
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    Yes, he was talking about Jennifer Lopez looking at her phone and checking out her instagram photos while Mariah Carey was performing. He then said he has 'friends' that are constantly taking pictures and texting on their phones..It drives him crazy..
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    I'm for some reason not believing Beths elephant dream. She could have not possibly made that up….or could she..:bigthink
     
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    She stages every picture she takes. RUN Chunk RUN! Get away from the idiot.
     
  13. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...i think she made it up. they dont provide limos on jungle safari's so yeah its got to be a work.
     
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    I wish an elephant would trample her chest in real life
     
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    Where is her loving, attentive-always, always with her husband the Wig?
     
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    A 20 pound cat is akin to a 500 pound human. That's beyond obese. It's disgusting negligence by the owner. If she wants to do a social media campaign, she should track the slow progress of weaning Chunky Cat down to a healthier weight. She could even take all the credit, and I would give her a pass because she would actually be helping an animal. It's also the only way to save the Chunk's life. But she doesn't give a fuck about that. Not at all.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    lying again..
    I'm sure she has a good night's sleep in a face full of makeup with the lamp on.
    In real life she takes her 7th bath, puts on the make up, forces the cat to sit on her, then takes the selfie.
     
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    More likely that she was dreaming about her "modeling" days in Saudi Arabia and she was having a flashback of someone giving her a huge Pittsburgh Platter.
     
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    How the fuck do you grab a phone a phone without disturbing a cat? I know she has gorilla arms but that would be close to impossible.
     
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    Nice point. Let's see....Elephant, then Chunk on your chest in the early morning dark. Then lean over, holding Chunk still on your chest, turn on light. Lean over, holding Chunk still on your chest, grab phone. Stretch out arm, holding Chunk still on your chest, take selfie.

    And what's with the weird Geisha painting on the right by the lamp?