Beth "I love my life"

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    I would too if I could lay on my back all day, have a huge mansion to myself and live off my husband's gullible listeners.
     
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    Got nothing against her but the animal shit is pretty nauseating.
     
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    If she didn't have to fuck wiggy she'd really have it made.
     
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    There is definitely something wrong with someone who dedicates all their time to animals and ignores actually humans
     
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    Hope her cunt falls off
     
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    That's all the contract will allow her. She has no real friends and she's not allowed children.

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    Made your bed, bitch.
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Fuck her and the horse she rode .....oh, wait a sec
     
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    "I love my life".....it is such a me me me MEEEEEEEEE, thing to say. "My life is so wonderful! My life is better than yours! "
    So pretentious...
     
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    Actually I'd say it's more a sign she's miserable. Truly happy people don't go around telling everyone how happy they are. It's a defense mechanism.
     
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    :winner:
     
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    Her whole sense of purpose is those cats....Empty headed twat
     
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    5 seconds after this photo, the cat shat on her face and she tossed the fucker out the open window on the 60th floor. True story
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    No, you cant see in the pic the rest of whats going on:

    Several empty wine bottles scattered in the floor, a large pile of $10,000 handbags and lines of coke on the glass table.
     
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    Better if the cat tossed her
     
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    She seems ok really. She didn't get a kid so she takes care of cats and shit. I just really don't want to hear about it.
     
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    lol
     
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    She now gets to spend most of her daze horizonally (just like in Europe but without the occasional dirty knees and dinars stuffed up her snatch), "interfacing" with intellectual equals and getting buzzed on cheap zinfandel. It's purrrrrfect for her as it would be for Wendy the Conqueress. :up:
     
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    She would love it better if she could divorce Howard and still have the shit she has. That pre-nup has locked her in to the life style she is accustomed to. She leaves him she can say goodbye to a good chunk of her cushy life.
     
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