Stern Show Beth: "I love reading my Yoda book to young children."

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  1. thegroovologist

    thegroovologist Well-Known Member

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  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    question: why does this book suck so much ass?
     
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    Bitch, come here and we'll have a real question and answer time.

    And go fuck yourself.
     
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    Beth: "Yes Gary, do you have a question for me?"

    Me: "What does barren womb mean?"
     
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    How salty was your principals cock after a long day in his polyester suit pants?
     
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    does miss beth give these unwanted books to special ed classes???? How about rading this book in the hood???? maybe in Roosevelt..Compton Ca or Downtown Detroit???
     
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    Me: "Beth, what does insurance fraud mean?"
     
  8. HorsetoothBeth

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    She's wearing her peasant garb since she's around peasants.
     
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    shame she don't have her own children to read to
     
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    I love the question/answer time the best.❤️

     
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    Back to pushing the first book, huh? So we're just going to pretend this didn't happen?

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  13. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I ask again, WHO is green lighting her visits? I've spent years organizing stuff like this and she'd never get the go ahead in my district.
     
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    I just have to ask. What the hell is CDCH and why did they "invite" her to read a book that didn't sell more than 100 copies to these kids ?
     
  16. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I bet all those kids jumped in his lap after.
     
  17. Uncle Larry

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    Who are you and why are you famous?

    Why did you need a "contributor" to help write this book?
     
  18. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Probably initials of school. And they didn't invite her. Her ppl pushed it.
     
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    OK. So it takes her about a two minutes to read the book. Followed by five minutes of inane questions and answers. Then what?
     
  20. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...beth loves to read the book to the short bus kids because she never gets tired of hearing herself talk.