Beth: I think the book speaks for itself

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Just heard a teaser for tomorrows for the Beth interview...

    One of the clips is Beth saying ' I think the book speaks for itself'

    its a fucking kids book for 3 year olds!!

    WTF is that has to be a joke right???

    Three year olds speak for themselves by taking naps and throwing tantrums

    :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:
     
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    Engaged Chicken VIP Extreme Gold

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    Oh shit, wait. Beefarino is coming in tomorrow??????? I will listen for the first time in god only knows how long. She's the only reason to tune in. Comedy gold. I cannot wait to hear her butcher the king's English.

    "E-mell thum." "Cancoe thum"

    :party:
     
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    The book speaks for itself...and being a BOOK, it says nothing.
     
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    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    Only if it says "I"m a piece of Shit".
     
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    the whole staff will be going :doh:behind the Wigs back.
     
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    Was the interview pre taped? Is she not coming in live?
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless VIP

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    A couple of my all time fave Bethisms...The cat was maciated..Or how she says appreciate..ahhhpruuhhsssshhheeate.
     
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    did she have her Smart Glasses on when she said this? And probably a buttoned-up long sleeve shirt. did they ask her if she knows how to save a Word document yet?
     
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    "Giftscriptions"
     
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    The subject matter is so dense that the book is a whopping 32 pages long.
     
  11. chapped

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    Beth is PA's Stephen Hawkins
     
  12. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    If it is, it tells you everything you need to know about the Stern marriage. Wig doesn't trust her enough to do it live either because she's a fucking idiot and/or might reveal what Wig does not want revealed.
     
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    ..."tomorrow on the stern show a blotchy overweight man interviews a beUUUUUUUUtiful modoe"
     
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    Just a reminder for you guys who like younger gals, is it worth it. Poor Wiggy
     
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    I was just about to say that! :grad:


    Stupid work. Everyone steals my posts. :depressed:
     
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    Poopy would be the expression a 3 year old would use to describe the tome the horsefaced Beefus plopped on earth.
     
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    it is a real think piece!
     
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    why dont Imus wife and Horse face get a show together.:oldspazz::bethsucks: to lucky husbands.
     
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    Stern and Simon Cowell both earned $95 million last year...proof that and Beth could easily afford to foot the bill for this sham of a shelter. So obviously, all of these fund raising projects are simply a means by which Beth gets publicity for herself and a "career" as an "animal advocate"...shameless shilling for her own personal gain.
     
  20. Rob0729

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    I certainly hope the book speaks for itself. How else would Beth know what it is about? You don't think Beth has the reading comprehension to read the book she "wrote".
     
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