Beth: I think there are a million, maybe even a trillion girls who are better looking

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  1. pilo

    pilo Well-Known Member

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    " I think there are a million, maybe even a trillion girls who are better looking! I don't mean to put myself down, but the most attractive thing about me is definitely my boyfriend! It's so true! I'm being so truthful!"



    :facepalm: there is so much with this statement
     
  2. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    "but the most attractive thing about me is definitely my boyfriend!"

    Some people will say anything to hook someone and get money. I mean honestly. Such a transparent statement.
    :rolleye2:
     
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    i think the "It's so true! I'm being so truthful!" really gives it away
    i mean who the hell has ever said that??
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Yeah it means you know he's ugly and have to keep saying it's the truth to make people think you're being serious. Pretty sad for Howard.
     
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    Its like a bad porn actor trying to act like they are attracted to the pig they are fucking. She just cant act!!! I wish someone would clip together ALL of Howard's statements & hers when they first started dating all the way up to now. Just see the phoniness of Beth. She is the same women who said she didn't want to do Dancing with the Stars??? Now she's doing Spoiled Rotten Pets??? Come on she's a con artist
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    She SO wanted to be on Dancing with The Stars and in the spotlight but she knew she would be voted off first because most everyone knows who she really is.
     
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    The bigger the lie you're acting, the bigger the lies you have to tell. Beefus' "I'm being so truthful!" :facepalm: is her version of Howard's "I was tired of banging all these different women........................I realized I wanted a deep, meaningful relationship............".

    a "deep, meaningful relationship".

    with Beefus.

    He was being so truthful, too.

    :facepalm:

    "the most attractive thing about me is definitely my boyfriend" is off the charts, too. She acts like we don't have eyes.

    But the biggest tell was when Sal asked her if she found Joey Ramone attractive. There was a pause, and then she said "yes".

    The pause gave her away.

    They actually used to do a psychological word-association test, where they would ask a patient to say the first thing that popped into his/her mind around a particular word: "mother", "father", "childhood", "money", "sex", etc.

    They could determine if a patient was lying about/hiding something/had issues around a particular subject if he/she paused before answering.
     
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    Plus she wanted to scam Howard that was an important time to run her gold digging hustle. That might have closed the deal when she told Howard she didn't want to be away from him because she was so much in love. Now look she's in the Hamptons 85% of the time while he's in the city.
     
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    And remember she wasn't married yet - she didn't have a contract. She knew Howard was jealous and couldn't stand to see her on tv with another guy. And even worse she knew Howard couldn't stand her being on tv without him. Howard could have had women that were more beautiful (no totally straight guy would ever dump Angie Everheart) and had major careers. But Wiggy didn't want that - he wanted someone who wasn't too attractive, famous or rich because it meant he'd never be threatened and he'd have total control. And Beth knew this, so no matter how much she might have wanted to do something like Dancing with the Stars she couldn't risk losing the prospect of marriage and thus the motherload. That's why she had to play the whole "I don't want to be famous" and "I'm ugly, Howard's super attractive deal. She had to get the ring on her finger before she could finally drop the act - you know, stuff like refusing to kiss him, sleep in the same bed o a nightly basis, ending their sex life (except the occasional obligatory and sterile servicing), etc.


    As manipulative and conniving as Beth is, she can't feel good about the way Howard treats her. This is a guy who locks up his condoms for fear she will poke little holes in them and get herself pregnant against his will. This is a guy who thinks that his wife enjoys completely abandoning her own life so that she can obsess over his every need. This is a guy who thought his 29 year old girlfriend enjoyed eating dinner at 5pm and going to bed at 8. Everything about Howard's behavior is totally insulting and I can't imagine any girl being happy being treated that way. So once she tricked him into the marriage she could finally drop everything and do what she really wanted to do in the first place - use wiggy to try to get famous. Beth may be dumb but she knows her way around a con. Of course she learned that from dear old dad.
     
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    [video=youtube;edtl5W4XNLk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edtl5W4XNLk[/video]




    Howard must have been through a million girls before he found Beth.
     
  11. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    At least Beth has worked hard to earn her money. What has Benjy done?
     
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    I remember Howard mentioned Dwts wanted her the second season
    Just like NBC was grooming howard for late nite till they tried to comb his wig
     
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    God she's a piece of fucking shit. I hate everything about her.
    She puts the women's movement back 50 years!
    "The Most attractive things about me is my husband."
    There is NOTHING attractive about this creature.Perhaps there is a subset of humanity out there that finds giant jawed, wonk-eyed, Clydesdale-footed, former catalog model, horse toothed CUNTS attractive, but I haven't seen them.
     
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    Beth is a better-looking woman/transgender person than Howard, yet her quotation makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
     
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    She speaks like she's 11
     
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    [video=youtube;edtl5W4XNLk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edtl5W4XNLk#t=47[/video]


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  18. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    By Trillion she means all the girls universe-wide.
     
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    How the fuck does Howard buy this shit, my god man have some self respect.
     
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    If this were my wife, these two pictures alone would be justification enough to kick the shit out of this douche