Beth-I'll take a cup of shut the hell up this morning

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    bethostern
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    I'll take a cup of Hugo this morning❤️


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    Want to bet that Beff owns and wears a tailored Nazi uniform?
     
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    WTF. Is that sitting in her clavicle??
     
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    Worst tattoo ever!!!!
     
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    Well looky here, it's MonsterBeef and the Peter Falk of the cat world.
     
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    All that's missing is the sad Sarah Mclachlan music in the background. The cat looks so confused with the whole situation.
     
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    Tibetan for "I'm f*cken stupid":shitcoffee:
     
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    Look how hard she is squeezing the kitten. How is this not torture?
     
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    That's actually a fully grown jungle cat, but Beth's gigantic hands make it look like a kitten.
     
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    Everything about her closet is so gross. She should light a match, toss it in and start over.
     
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    What could she POSSIBLY be preparing for in there, that poor Yoda can't come in and hang out until the "nuggets" arrive?

    Yoda also must wait for the grand reveal and ever important photo op! :grad:

    Poor Yoda - he just wants to hang out on that carpet tower...
     
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    That poor cat, he has the look of "what did I ever do to deserve this crap??"
     
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    The trim level in that place looks like something you'd see in a tract home in North Jersey.
     
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    "I swear, I never pose these cats! They just do the most amaaaaaazing things!!!"
     
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    After the picture was taken, she threw the cat in a blender, poured herself a cup of cat puree, and sucked it down. Then she went back in her closet, hung upside down, and slumbered.
     
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    A level of shallowness previously unseen in modern times. Beff would have to be retarded to be any more shallow.
     
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