Beth-I'll take a cup of shut the hell up this morning

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    bethostern
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    I'll take a cup of Hugo this morning❤️


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    Apr 22, 2015 #1
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    Want to bet that Beff owns and wears a tailored Nazi uniform?
     
    Apr 22, 2015 #2
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    WTF. Is that sitting in her clavicle??
     
    Apr 22, 2015 #3
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    Worst tattoo ever!!!!
     
    Apr 22, 2015 #4
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    Well looky here, it's MonsterBeef and the Peter Falk of the cat world.
     
    Apr 22, 2015 #5
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    All that's missing is the sad Sarah Mclachlan music in the background. The cat looks so confused with the whole situation.
     
    Apr 22, 2015 #6
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    Tibetan for "I'm f*cken stupid":shitcoffee:
     
    Apr 22, 2015 #7
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    Look how hard she is squeezing the kitten. How is this not torture?
     
    Apr 22, 2015 #9
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    That's actually a fully grown jungle cat, but Beth's gigantic hands make it look like a kitten.
     
    Apr 22, 2015 #10
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    Everything about her closet is so gross. She should light a match, toss it in and start over.
     
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    What could she POSSIBLY be preparing for in there, that poor Yoda can't come in and hang out until the "nuggets" arrive?

    Yoda also must wait for the grand reveal and ever important photo op! :grad:

    Poor Yoda - he just wants to hang out on that carpet tower...
     
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    That poor cat, he has the look of "what did I ever do to deserve this crap??"
     
    Apr 22, 2015 #14
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    The trim level in that place looks like something you'd see in a tract home in North Jersey.
     
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    "I swear, I never pose these cats! They just do the most amaaaaaazing things!!!"
     
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    After the picture was taken, she threw the cat in a blender, poured herself a cup of cat puree, and sucked it down. Then she went back in her closet, hung upside down, and slumbered.
     
    Apr 22, 2015 #18
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    A level of shallowness previously unseen in modern times. Beff would have to be retarded to be any more shallow.
     
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