Beth ....I'm turning 41 in July. I feel like that door is closing

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    well there goes those jokes...i am still holding out for those two wacky kids adopting


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  2. Tabby

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    What did she do to her face? She looks like the joker.
     
  3. chapped

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    wait you mean thats not the Joker?
     
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    Can we now please stop speculating on her wanting a kid? She prefers to be a mother to kitties, "foster" bulldogs and to Howard.
     
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    The only thing that horse is worried about is what she will get when her plan comes to an end and she leaves his ass and cash's out. The biggest issue on her mind is the lawyer fees. And which house to choose. Meanwhile Stern will be worried about which scarf to wear to court.
     
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    Jesus Howard, those fucking fake teeth look harrible!
     
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    She would be the world's worst mother. There's no way in hell she would give up any portion of her life or money for a child.
     
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    That's fine, because she doesn't want kids. Just like she didn't want to get married and doesn't want to be famous.
     
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    Unless she banks in the end.. The amount he would have to pay in child support would be worth it to her.. She would never have to worry about the price of hay.
     
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    My guess is that the window that is closing is the timeframe in the pre-nup where Beth gets some real money. No need to have a child to get a nice divorce settlement if she can get a good one for being married to Howard for another year or two.
     
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    Just like THSS, Beth's womb has jumped the shark.
     
  12. chapped

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    and the plot thickens

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    BTW, what is the deal with Access Hollywood's obsession with Howard. That show appeals to middle aged women. Clearly not Howard's audience. Well.... Then again, it might be for the new Howard.
     
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  16. chapped

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    good catch..

    wasn't Ashley a little kid when Beth started dating Howard?

    most adults form some sort of bond with the children of the one they are dating .. that does not seem to be the case here
     
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    Like Robin when Horseface is older and her stupid animals die, her mansions are empty, she is so going to regret not ever having children.
     
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    oh ya and my husband loves COCK
     
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    And another Bulldog or cats.

    For NOW she doesn't want Kids = Palm Beach payoff :hat:
     
  20. NotMyBro

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    Prenups are structured so that the spouse gets extra money after a certain number of years has passed. For example, she might get $1m after the first year of marriage, $2m after 3 years, $4m after 4, $6m after 5 etc. A lof of prenups have that 5 year cliff when the spouse is going to inherit quite a bit of money in case of a divorce.

    In October, when that magical number "5" hits, she'll definitely hit a cliff in their prenup and she'll get quite a lot of money. My guess is that she's waiting for that day before she bails.