Beth in Us Weekly with a Beauty Tip

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Sorry, guys I don't have a link b/c it isn't online, but was having a manicure and thumbing through Us Weekly, and under a story entitled "Us Beauty Budget Beauty Tips" they had various stars with tips and Beth's pic with a quote "I buy blah blah blah Hairspray when I am in France b/c you can't buy it here and it is so great and so cheap"

    What the f? When was that broad ever in France in the last 20 years???

    Fuck, I can't even get a manicure w/o that bitch haunting me..
     
  2. gilaet

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    I rock the Kraft cheese singles.
     
  3. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Shhh, Dlist is a man...True Story.:giggle:
     
  4. AuntDolly

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    That annoying, vapid gash is everywhere. Normally, I don't like using crude words for female genitalia, but when it comes to BeffHo, all bets are off.

    Once again, she's demonstrating her "appeal to the masses." :rolleye: Most American women, especially in a shitty economy, can relate to vacationing in France and buying beauty products overseas because they're "cheaper" and unavailable in the states. I don't believe for a minute that she buys ANYTHING on the cheap, location notwithstanding.

    She is one tried-and-true cunt!
     
  5. Anfkid

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    dolly clear some space in your inbox and sent messages so i can send you a response to your pvt!
     
  6. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm writing US Weekly and telling that I will no longer subscribe if they have Beth Stern pics.

    On a side note, I don't subscribe, but WGAF.
     
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    done :)
     
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    :rofl: :lo5:
     
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    What was Beth's Beauty tip? Marry a hideously ugly mutant and even if you're homely you'll look half way decent on his arm?
     
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    BRB. Going to France for hair spray. :facepalm:
     
  12. monsoon

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    Goddammit................. I was dying to see what kind of beauty advice a flat chested moose with a hooded eye could give me. Also I'm quite interested in how to land a runway gig with size 12-13 feet. And a scary smile................fucking scary smile.

    I think Cunty might be lying about some stuff.. I've run her story across quite a few people........They don't know who she is.





    F-Mutt
     
  13. Dlist

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    Friend of mine, indifferent to Howard watched her on Kimmel or some such. He said "That is who Howard Stern is married to?? How embarrassing!!"
     
  14. tHISisKiSSeL

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    i hope it's filled with lead and other shit that's banned by the U.S.
    i hope it's not sold here because it's filled with poison


    (more poison than regular hairspray)
     
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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Fuckng embarrassing at best......... She doesn't have ANYTHING to say, she tells stories that are blatant lies. She's not that hot. Huge scary mouth and flailing hands....... Hard to watch and uninteresting..... She's not pretty........She's odd looking. Strange sense of style. She's just not that hot. ORANGE COUNTY CA 7. Everyone here has a 4 carat plus ring.........Extensions....... albeit hot in the OC in 1998.....duh..........Cunty has alot to learn............... DERP>>>>>>>>>>>


    F-Mutt
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Blood diamond. Beefie should be proud of that.
     
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    My mom brought me a sandwich one Saturday evening while I was watching Mom Caves... I asked her if she knew that the host was Howard Stern's wife. She said "oh yes, she's terrible." Moms always know best...:cheer:
     
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    They do!
     
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    i don't believe she buys ANYTHING period :mad:
     
  20. Dlist

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    Aunt Dolly, I love the 'vapid gash' reference. That is so unlike you. NOICE!