Beth, Interrupted

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  1. IlluminatiJones

    IlluminatiJones New Member

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    Somebody else brought this up a couple of days ago; the kid gloves everybody must wear when dealing with Beth.

    Isn't it like she's been the victim of some ghastly trauma? If one wanted to classify the consummation of her marriage as a trauma, I could hardly object, but I think it's something more.

    Can't you imagine some head of the ward describing her state..........

    "She's still quite excitable, prone to fits and tantrums. She speaks mostly with her hands, but she's up to forming almost complete sentences now, although she often gets sidetracked in her thoughts.

    She walks on the beach. She does cartwheels. She loves animals and having her picture taken. She loves to dress up and can now dress herself, although the results are a mixed bag at best. It is not uncommon that the kind of shock she's suffered can produce a temporary state of color-blindness.

    She's definitely making strides, but as to when she can join society again, we can't say."
     
  2. drsieb

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    -I love animoes soooo much! It's going to be soooo sad when I have to kill these kittens!

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    Kitten on the left - Good god, can someone get me out of here please? These man hands are around my throad.
    Kitten on the right - .....can't.....breathe......
     
  3. IlluminatiJones

    IlluminatiJones New Member

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    :D

    I think the one on the right was looking at Howard.............."You have the power to stop this! WHY AREN'T YOU STOPPING THIS?!?!?"
     
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    She's just a fuckin' dope
     
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    :lol::lol: Holy fuck that is awesome!
     
  7. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Her "ghastly" trauma is that she has to spread her legs for Howie.
     
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    Rufus Well-Known Member VIP

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    That's sick!
     
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    Cawn Active Member

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    Mutt took care of it. All is well.
     
  10. Beths Arab

    Beths Arab Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Beat me to it!
     
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    Beths Arab Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Patient has long bouts of delirium where she rocks back and forth and repeats the words nachos load over and over.We've tried giving the subject cheese with no noted improvement,quite baffling!